Pleasantly Disturbed

Let's fall off the edge of the universe and travel to places that do not exist.

[colbiebryan-deactivated20150125]

ok im tired of the bullshit

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

[atelierjen]

[quotethatshow]

[soulmeetsworld]

Louis C.K.

[woodendreams]

[perpetual-grace]

[egberts]

ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me

[radical--softness-deactivated20]

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #236

When cows moo, they’re really saying that humans live in a capitalist shit hole and that they are happy to be cows

[nexya]

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

[o-rgasms-deactivated20130115]

[coral]

Having a low opinion of yourself is not ‘modesty.’ It’s self-destruction. Holding your uniqueness in high regard is not ‘egotism.’ It’s a necessary precondition to happiness and success.

Bobbe Sommer (via feellng)

[ughjeez-deactivated20161007]

Cause of death:

Standing up too quick

[goingtobuffalo]

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

[thesochill]

[microsoftjpeg-deactivated201409]

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

[itskeana]

Omfg I love this

[mydarkenedeyes]

Maria Grimaldos | Tumblr

[liberalsarecool]

Remember Bush never entered New Orleans after Katrina. He flew over.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

k but when he going to Ferguson

[breelandwalker]

He can’t. The cops would shoot him.

[witchyeclectic-deactivated20150]

FOR THE LAST ONE.

[extrasad]

Someone: *doesn’t text me back for two hours* Me: *waits like 4 minutes to respond bc I’m ignoring them back*