Useless Queer™

[gveret-fic]

that pirate fanart has me imagining kara being lenas right hand man in running the ship and doing anything to make her life easier and happier and yeah lenas a hardass of a captain and kinda scary when her flintlock is under your jaw but at night she’s totally the little spoon and cuddles into kara all sleepy but she always says “if you tell the rest of the crew you’re walking the plank for insubordination”

Kara: *dutifully practicing her rope tying skills on her fearsome captain*

Said fearsome captain, on her knees, hands together, eyes half closed: Breathe a word of this to anyone and you’re on lavatory duty for the rest of your fucking life

Kara: Don’t you mean... *wink* head... duty... *wink wink*

Lena: I’m feeding you to the sharks at dawn

[karazrel]

incorrect sg [3/?]

[karazrel]

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Continuar lendo

[thesparklingblue]

Meet the crew of the pirate ship Lutessa’s Reign. :)

[hrwinter]

( special thanks to @thecatsbian​ for the manip! it was a doozy. )

Mrs. & Mrs. Danvers → AO3 Link Words: 7,655 I Chapters: 6 / 7

When feeling returns to Kara, they’re both buried under debris. She kicks off a splintered piece of their overpriced shutters and pulls a block of home siding off of Lena, who groans loudly. Kara stumbles to her feet, helping Lena up and running her hands over her sides to make sure she’s not hurt.

“My house, I’ll fucking kill them,” Lena hisses through gritted teeth.

Yeah, she’s fine.

Kara spares a glance back behind them then, slipping a bit in her black rubber Wellington’s. All she sees is a fire rising over the remains of their custom-made, tailored home. It’s orange-yellow and charred black. A light fixture falls from the second floor, smashing into the rubble.

“We were going to have to remodel, anyway…”

Keep reading

[welcometonegrotown]

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians.....but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[stjepan-sejic]

harleen main covers and variant covers in order for all 3 issues

[alemicihan]

[oockitty]

The immortals are getting bold.

[mycroftrh]

One of those is… Weird Al…

[kryptonians]

If anyone is nigh immortal it’s Weird Al Yankovic

[shitpostempire]

[deansuxx]

[dunmertitty]

hey i’ve seen a few people in the comments calling her an amazing ally, and i wanted to remind y’all that kesha is an out bisexual woman

[stilesisbiles]

Her bisexuality is erased ‘even’ by ‘LGBTQ’ media on a regular basis, so sadly, it’s not surprising. So, once again: Kesha is bi.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shortshifter]

Superliminal- a fun size perspective game!

[wereralph]

how the fuck do you even BEGIN to code this

[banzai-jinto]

have you considered fucking off with that particular brand of witchery

[powerfulwizard]

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

[powerfulwizard]

[annabellioncourt]

[prussianmemes]

[thatsaltysmallhuman-deactivated]

[oil-robin]

Would you kiss an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ yes

○ super yes

[karazrel]

staring longingly at a photo of your best friend who you’re definitely not in love with because you miss her a normal amount

[galgadotsource]

New promo images for Wonder Woman 1984 merchandise