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[brookheimer]

hes a creep hes a weirdo he doesnt belong here [affectionate]

[mysterioustrumpet]

gumshoe’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit

i saw this post and i absolutely had to make a comic out of it!

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[anglerfl3sh]

Guys of all time

[art-hoodie]

relaaax

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[greentrickster]

Okay, everyone wanna know something fun about Proper Suit Wearing Etiquette? You’re not really supposed to put your hands in the trouser pockets - it’s considered very unprofessional, causes them to fit improperly, and just basically people will say you can now, but that’s a very modern opinion.

Speaking of which,

do I love this subtle little nod that this man is not as prim and proper as he makes himself out to be? Yes, yes I do.

Also, for those of you who have seen the ‘cursed’ Edgeworth statuette with the lovingly detailed posterior, and wondered why the heck the sculptors made that life choice…? This. This is why. Because when you put your hands in the trouser pockets of a perfectly-fitted suit, the backside suddenly becomes very, very fitted, it’s one of the reasons you don’t do it.

[meangirlnurse]

#he knows what he’s doing

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Ass Attorney Heritage Post

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

@ratbandaid Ah yes you’re quite right my apologies

For those who haven’t seen him, this is the figure in box (got the picture from Amazon)

And this is The Ass.

The ass photo is from this WordPress blog (link), click through if you want more angles.

[coelasquid]

Oh shit he’s onto me.

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

[kayleefabulous]

when i was like 10 i had an idea for a sequel to Waiting For Godot called Waiting For Godot… To Leave! where he finally shows up but is, in fact, super annoying

[herrfivehead]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

[franzizka]

before anybody comes at me i’m not trying to claim ace attorney is a feminist video game series but i do think it’s worth mentioning that the overarching plot of the original trilogy revolves around a plot conflict centered entirely around women. men are tangentially involved but the heart of the matter, the key players in what drives the closing case especially, is about women.

and not only women, but a power struggle. sooo many plots about conflict between women are like, over a man, because a man is mistreating one of them, etc. but the fey clan is entirely matriarchal, you literally can’t be a man and have the power to perform the channeling technique or become the master. i know the standards are on the floor but i do think it’s really really interesting. it does such a good job exploring the often complicated relationships between women and especially women in the same family that so often get ignored

like, whether she meant to or not, misty probably raised mia to believe that she was going to be the master when she grew up. mia was ten when maya was born and that was the first time she had options! and even then, her option was basically to cut and run and trust that she was making the right choice and that maya would grow up to want to be the master. because mia left when maya was like, 8-10, and that’s nowhere near old enough to know. it makes my heart hurt for both of them, mia for having to gamble like that to give herself and maya a future free of that choking power relationship, and maya who didn’t really get a choice, who traded that choice for a relationship with her big sister who died anyway.

and don’t even get me started on pearl, who’s basically morgan’s sacrificial lamb, whose mother tried to use her for a murder at nine years old!! who is literally just a kid who’s not great at reading, who plays with toys, who wants to not let down her parents just like every other kid on the planet. who was born into this mess and thought it was normal to be treated the way she was treated, who would have been forced into something unnatural and dark if maya hadn’t been brave enough to save her. if she hadn’t had at least two people who loved her because she’s a person, not because she has power.

this got away from me i just. i love the conflict of the fey clan and how it’s depicted

[reinmeka-deactivated20250214]

farewell, my turnabout

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[rosie-darling-archive]

Franziska von Karma, she’s so pretty 🌟

[beeridgettt]

pesky lovebug

[origamityler-deactivated2016101]

When your about to win a case but then the defense starts literally channeling the dead to use them as a witness 

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

[forecast0ctopus]

when your car is in the shop and you end up on the train next to your rival. and its valentines day

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[tojustforart]

Are you straight or did you happen to see a recent picture of an old friend from middle school who was the only person to defend you during a somewhat traumatic classroom gang-up event and that friend looked really sad in the paper and you heard rumors he does shady stuff in his profession, so you change from your art career to major in law and get hired by the woman who’s boyfriend got poisoned by your ex just so you can practice law and see that old sad friend and burden him with unnecessary feelings?