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|| indie, private redemption-arc valentino. mun is (almost) 30+ and not here for your bullshit. under construction.

[fancyglamqueen]

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[softmothpimp]

🥸 “Hey Val! What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!”

🥸 - to tell a bad joke to my muse

[ 💜 ] — ❝ Damn. That’s fucked up, comin’ from a glower. ❞

❝ . . . I like you already. ❞

[faememes]

Send one of the following to make my muse laugh:

😂 - to tickle my muse

🥸 - to tell a bad joke to my muse

🥴 - to make funny faces at my muse

😘 - to cover my muse in kisses

😁 - to tease my muse

[softmothpimp]

You are 100% hot, 87.92% crazy, which places you in the date zone.

Date Zone: People in the Date Zone are attractive, but they also tend to be quirky or strange. Introducing them to one’s friends and family is often a question of hit or miss and tends to come down to the level of craziness that exists in one’s own social circle to begin with. There is nothing wrong with forming a relationship with someone in the Date Zone. In fact, many Date Zoners tend to mature with age, often to the point of becoming marriage material. That being said, it is also possible for Date Zoners to never mature, or to grow even crazier, and thus slip into the Danger Zone. Therefore, one should pay close attention to whether the Hot or the Crazy seems to have the upper hand when dating someone from the Date Zone.

❝ None'a that's news to me.

                                                        . . . Sadly. ❞

[valentina-poem]

[softmothpimp]

@snakes-gone-wild

“Want to sssspoil the surprise already? Hm. And here I wasss hoping that the Overlord of Lusssst around here would have a sense of ssssuspense.” He pauses briefly to chuckle, eyes narrowing slightly. “Heheh. To ansssswer your quesssstion, though, while I can’t say it’s true for all alternatesss of mine, it’s quite true for ssssnakes in general, yes. And true for me.”

[ 💜 ] — ❝ Suspense? Hell no, baby. I like to go right for what I want. ❞

That’s punctuated with a small lick of his lips and a soft brush of his fingers under the other’s chin.  ❝ I dunno if I believe ya, though. Might have to show me to prove it … ❞

[snakes-gone-wild]

“Mm. That sssso? Doubting the words of a ssserpent so easily?” He raises a brow even as those fingers move to slide underneath his chin, eyes narrowing a bit as his hood starts to spread open, and he moves to place a teasing claw against the rim of the moth’s glasses, pulling them downwards ever so slightly as he does so to get a deep long look into those eyes of his. “Perhapsss I will. If you show me thossse eyes of yours. I want to see if your gaze is as hypnotizing as they say.”

[softmothpimp]

[ 💜 ] — He almost seems to purr softly at the touch, his elongated tongue flicking out again as he slowly leans in closer to meet the other's gaze, the glow of those luminescent pink eyes peering out from under his glasses. ❝ Like what you see, baby? Even if you don't, somehow— I got some other very appealin' qualities. ❞

[softmothpimp]

@snakes-gone-wild

“Want to sssspoil the surprise already? Hm. And here I wasss hoping that the Overlord of Lusssst around here would have a sense of ssssuspense.” He pauses briefly to chuckle, eyes narrowing slightly. “Heheh. To ansssswer your quesssstion, though, while I can’t say it’s true for all alternatesss of mine, it’s quite true for ssssnakes in general, yes. And true for me.”

[ 💜 ] — ❝ Suspense? Hell no, baby. I like to go right for what I want. ❞

That’s punctuated with a small lick of his lips and a soft brush of his fingers under the other’s chin.  ❝ I dunno if I believe ya, though. Might have to show me to prove it . . . ❞

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[softmothpimp]

|| also, since I’ve never quite been clear what I mean by ‘redemption arc Val’, it’s basically ‘he’s a horny asshole but non-abusive and often lovable.’ ||

[softmothpimp]

|| continues to yell over canon he sound like this

[softmothpimp]

“...” He huffs, folding his arms, “...I mean I wasn’t specific on which hole I wanted to try.”

[ 💜 ] —  ❝ True. I figured maybe we work up to two in each? ❞ Flicking his tongue out, the man wiggles his fingers suggestively, as if he’s not suggesting filling him with much more than that.

[softmothpimp]

( @snakes-gone-wild ) For the flirt ask meme:

“I’ve heard ssssome people say how the gaze of Valentino can be hypnotizing, to the point of filling sssomeone with pure lussst just from staring into them. How accurate would you say that issss?”

You have one ask message to hit on my muse.

[ 💜 ] — ❝ Well, that’s just a known fact. You can come take a look, if you just answer somethin’ for me. ❞

❝ . . . Do snakes really have two dicks? And if you say anything other than yes, I’ll be sad. ❞

[softmothpimp]

“I think I want to try fisting.”

Sexual Negotiations RP Meme NSFW

❝ . . . That’s a lil’ vague, babycakes. Can you be more direct? ❞

[fancyglamqueen]

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[softmothpimp]

Had he been going too hard? Possibly. Was he paying for it now? Oh definitely. He's curled up on the couch, muttering, not a stitch of clothing on him. His eyes half-lidded and flicking about glazed with the fever he feels burning through him, too out of it to even try and move from his nice little spot on the couch, garbled bits of Italian and English leaving his lips, none of it making much sense at all. He'd felt it coming on, but with everything going on, there'd been no time for a break. No time for rest and recovery, and now he was down. He was down bad.

It wasn’t unheard of for the spider to never come to bed all night; plenty of times he was working, or just out blowing off steam. Sometimes he just couldn’t be assed to walk all the way to the bedroom after the amount of time he’d spent in six-inch heels all day. Fortunately, this time, the thirsty moth catches sight of him on the couch as he’s dragging his heels to the kitchen, and can instantly sense that something more is up than a nasty hangover. The nudity was pretty common, but the incoherent mutterings definitely helped.

[ 💜 ] — ❝ You— you okay over there, Ange? ❞

[fmfs-a]

You have one ask message to hit on my muse. (If multimuse, it’s one ask per muse.) Try your luck and see if maybe your muse’s words or actions rub them the right way.