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[slushyseals]

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

[cheyneshapedvoid]

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I WOULD LIKE TO CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR NO REASON”

[fxxkitten]

[satanslilslut666]

I’m sexually frustrated but also regular frustrated

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[paininmyheart-imalive]

THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂

[luciferlaughs]

Imagine being confined in a secret chamber in your family’s basement and not seeing the light of day for over two decades. Now imagine your mother and siblings, who live just upstairs, having no idea where you are that whole time. That’s exactly what happened to Elisabeth Fritzl. When she was just 18-years-old, her father, Josef Fritzl, turned the basement’s hidden cellar into a prison cell. He then lured her downstairs and had her hold the door in place as he began fitting it into the frame. What she didn’t know was that she was holding the last piece needed to seal the chamber where she was going to be held hostage for the next 24 years of her life. Josef thereafter held an ether-soaked towel over his daughter’s face until she was unconscious and threw her into the chamber. To further conceal her whereabouts, Josef forced his daughter to write a fake letter to the police, stating she had run away to stay with a friend and threatened to leave the country if anyone dared search for her.

Over the course of the next 24 years, Josef discreetly visited Elisabeth in her windowless cellar every three days where he repeatedly raped her while she was held against her will. The sexual abuse at the hands of her father eventually resulted in the births of seven children during her captivity, one of whom died shortly after birth. Josef would force Elisabeth to perform sexual acts on him in front of the children. As punishment, he would typically shut off the lights and refuse the captives food for days. On April 19, 2008, the eldest daughter, Kerstin, fell extremely ill, so Josef took her to the hospital. He then freed Elisabeth and the other children so she could visit Kerstin in the hospital. After an anonymous tip-off during the visit, both Kerstin and Josef were taken into police custody where they were questioned, and that’s when Elisabeth unleashed the story of her decades-long enslavement, rape, incest, and false imprisonment. Josef was arrested and a year later was sentenced to life in prison.

[princessrhcenyra]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[sarahseeandersen]

[bandtshirt]

[sonic-wildfire]

GLOBAL HOLIDAY

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Wait I just realized there’s another CEO being chased by dinosaurs in the background lol

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[jurisbot]

im in pretty much fandoms meants for kids😔

[rowanthepinetree-deactivated202]

Why are all of these the Flipline Fandom

[ruinedchildhood]

[4bsorb]

[youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk]

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

[fuckyeahknbsnkygofree-yaoi-deac]

Yes, please reblog

[dendenmusume]

Do it. Now.

[alienpal]

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

[lauriehalseanderson]

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

[typewrxter]

This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale* 

SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!

[404chillnotfound]

Fuck…..looks like I’ll be here another 24 and now so will someone else

[warandpeas]

Happy Women’s Day ✊

✨ Get the book: https://warandpeas.contactin.bio ✨

[deseptions-deactivated20170708]

“how come you’re single?”

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2018 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2019 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2020 better be nice to my mom