WHY IS GAMORA?

Mutlifandom • Shitposts

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[recoveringdirectioner]

not listening to one direction for a while and then listening to one direction again is like drugs. it’s like every drug. all the drugs. i am high as fuck off that 1D pack at 8:39am in my cubicle.

[mr-styles]

nbcsnl styles night live

[zinezeroum]

Niall Horan para GQ Magazine.

[dailyniallnews]

Dinner Party - Out June 5

[funny-tik-toks]

[funny-tik-toks]

[etherealspacejelly]

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

[impishglee]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[assiraphales]

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

[assiraphales]

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

[zoanzon]

important edition

[aletheyass]

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

[kosmogrl]

[thememedaddy]

[pinklikepeonies-deactivated2025]

the secret lives of real birbs!

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

[sagareads]

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

[itneedsmoargayz]

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord