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WOuLD YOu. LIKE TO PLAY A LOVE GAME.

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

Are you done being a prissy bitch and can finally admit that you like having me in your life?

I. DO NOT *DISLIKE* IT.

[mikeambs]

Supernova 1604, also known as Kepler’s Supernova, Kepler’s Nova or Kepler’s Star, was a supernova that occurred in the Milky Way, in the constellation Ophiuchus. As of Feb 2012, it is the last supernova to have been unquestionably observed in our own galaxy, occurring no farther than 6 kiloparsecs or about 20,000 light-years from Earth. Visible to the naked eye, it was brighter at its peak than any other star in the night sky, and all the planets (other than Venus), with apparent magnitude −2.5. It was visible during the day for over three weeks.

[karolineinwonder]

[andyred23]

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

AuGH. FINE!

--undyingUmbrage is now IDLE! --

[patirkuturcatircutur]

♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ ♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖

[princeofporn-blog]

For all you know, pain could be a major turn on for me.

So try your worst, because I doubt that you would actually kill me because of how attached you are to me.

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

HOW DuMB CAN YOu BE?? WHO WOuLD. HAVE THAT AS A TuRN ON? 

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

knightofthelivingjpeg liked your post: YOu TWO WERE IN HORRIFICALLY ASININE CAHOOTS. 

princeofporn liked your post: YOu TWO WERE IN HORRIFICALLY ASININE CAHOOTS. 

MAGGOTS. umu 

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

YOu TWO WERE IN HORRIFICALLY ASININE CAHOOTS. 

[princeofporn-blog]

Baby, I’m wondering why I like it rough.

Do what you do to me.

It’s all good.

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

... NO. DIRK. YOu FOOLISH, MuNDANE HuMANOID. I SAID THAT. I WAS GOING TO WRANGLE YOu. AS IN. IT WILL BE PAINFuL. AND IT WILL LIKELY RESuLT IN A MORBIDLY OBSCuRE DEATH SCENE. OR AT LEAST A HEINOuS BRuISING SESSION. HOW IS THAT GOOD??? 

[princeofporn-blog]

Let me guess, you’re picturing the two of us in all of this situations.

You dirty alien you.

And I forgot. Sorry, Pookie.

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

NO!!!!!! YOu ARE SO. DEAD. I AM GOING TO WRANGLE YOu WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS. 

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

FuuuuuuuCK.　

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

DOING???

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

YOu.

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

ARE.

[sofuckingraunchy-blog]

WHAT.

[paranoiahill-deactivated2013071]

[knightofthelivingjpeg-deactivat]

i reblog this in honor of my brothers bottom bitch because apparently this is his sort of jazz

heres to you freaky alien douchebag