zoey~

bird nerd, dungeoner of dragons, enjoyer of spooks, so so gay

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[backgroundmoose]

[bimmyjimmy]

take him and photoshop him

[concertconfetti]

This took a hot minute to edit on my phone...

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[backgroundmoose]

[bimmyjimmy]

take him and photoshop him

[chaipurinprince-iii]

bimmy in a bliss-full place :3

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[backgroundmoose]

[bimmyjimmy]

take him and photoshop him

[funnyrobot]

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[backgroundmoose]

[bimmyjimmy]

take him and photoshop him

[disastersdreamer]

You know he had to do it to em

[zsnes]

ahh fuckk im so overwhelmed i need to look at the flowchart my psychiatrist sent me to help me deal with executive function

NOOO FUCKKK THIS DOESNT HELPPPPP

[baroque-lamb]

the actual thing btw

[kitkenk]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[homunculus-argument]

Hey btw worldbuilding thing:

When it comes to climates in fantasy settings, it's good to bear in mind that "normal" and "freaky" are a matter of where one grew up. There are things that only live in one climate, and not in another. It might feel tempting to make the people from the Scary Fucky Nightmare Climate not flinch at anything at all, but it's far more fun and realistic to make them frightened or at least unsettled by things they've never seen before. Doesn't matter if it's harmless to humans, What The Fuck Is That Thing And Why Is It Indoors.

Cold climates, for example, are dominated by warm-blooded creatures like mammals and birds. Your big nordic valkyrie warrior woman whose first baby chew toy was a bear skull, and who once kicked a lynx in the face for trying to get her little brother, would not be chill about the concept of a lizard as big as a squirrel, or a spider bigger than her thumb. These two examples are the biggest upper limit hypothetical examples of absurdly large reptiles and invertebrates that they could possibly imagine.

[bimmyjimmy]

I opened the window for him this morning

[bimmyjimmy]

Now jimmy can hang out with us during our morning balcony time…

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[maidthings]

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

[maidthings]

im pretty sure she just grabbed my ass.

[maidthings]

[framed with a tight crop, sweating, visibly blushing] It is not.

[the-punforgiven]

[cilantrhoes]

[aphractal2]

old deer coincidental framing concepts

[nouveau-riche-princess]

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

[samfodo]

Help him up wtf!!!!!

[ashes2caches]

doing hypno stuff to a trans girl. it’s not even a sex thing i’m just trying to make her a little less anxious.