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When people ask me why I am the way I am:

#richard ayoade #the it crowd #maurice moss #weird

Trying to write my essay like:

#hugh laurie #house #grad student #essay

When I catch students making out in the hallway I’m like:

#black widow #natasha romanoff #scarlett johansson #avengers #teaching

When my boyfriend farts, he just looks at me like:

#harrison ford #han solo #boyfriend

When I think about how I met my boyfriend online

#captain america #chris evans #dating

When a student says they don’t like me and wish they had a different teacher

#emma stone #easy a #teaching

When I actually get a tax refund for the first time in years

#meryl streep #yes #adulting

Having to wear pantyhose:

Every. Single. Time.

#itchy #the struggle is real

When I cover for student success for two periods, and no students are sent down to do work:

#aubrey plaza #parks and rec #teaching

When I make my boyfriend watch one of my favourite movies I keep hitting him like:

#deadpool #boyfriend

When a student gives me a long rambling explanation for why their work isn’t done I’m like:

#superbad #jonah hill #teaching

When my boyfriend comes over on Friday night we’re both like:

#supergirl #boyfriend #dating

When I see yet another person get engaged on Facebook I’m like:

#really?#facebook

When we’d have girls night and I was the only single girl, my friend would try to cheer me up:

#drunk #friends #bridesmaids

When I have four people ask me if I can sub for them the same day I’m like

#substitute teaching #work #popular

When a friend posts something horribly racist on Facebook

Because now I have to decide if I try to educate you or if I just want to distance myself from you and your hate. Last time she commented on something I had posted and in response to me utterly schooling her with citations, etc. she then said she needed to delete her comments because it wasn’t compatible with her job search at the moment to be arguing in public.

That should tell you something - if you can’t stand by your opinions in public then even you know they’re wrong.

#racists #facebook #stephen colbert #facepalm

Watching the athletic assembly

The girls teams walk up to the stage at the front, in perfect unison, in their matching sweatshirts/jackets/tshirts - we’re talking 2x2 Madeline style.

The boys teams amble up, all mismatched (clearly having forgotten it was assembly day), in a jumbled - half of them sitting in the wrong part of the gym so scrambling to catch up.

I don’t know why I found this so funny - but I did.

#students #teaching #assembly

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