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haley • 22 Get yourself together man. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get six or seven room mates... eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Burn down an Applebee's. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some kinda salsa company.

[curseworm]

my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me

[curseworm]

my body and brain are making out on the couch while i starve to death under the porch

[balaclavabaklava2-deactivated20]

happy international women's day

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[puffdaughter]

[stjudy]

WeEe can not have you around uSScrEWing things uuUp!

[teathattast]

[powerfulwizard]

yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu 

yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.

[alabastered]

george bush after and during presidency

[hydro-homies]

You know how it is

[pirategf]

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

[tem-pissed-in-a-t-pot]

It’s not dangerous if everyone is gay

[annoyingdogsong]

[teathattast]

[hustlerose]

[tulasaysboo-deactivated20190411]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

there’s no such thing as a convenient window through which to view che–

[pegsephone]

@staff writing out their new guidelines in a desperate attempt to get back on the app store

[valtsv]

discussing history w men is just like

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thebelchers]

[catchymemes]

[louisironson]

Yes google that was exactly what I was looking for thank u

[macdennises]

country mac: im gay

google.com: i thought you were american