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[godlessondheimite]

joe and louis were my heartstopper

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Which of these three situations could your girl blorbo handle the best?

Straight marriage

Beauty pageant

Babysitting three children under the age of seven

She’d fail miserably at all of them <3

My girl blorbo is a child and will be exempted from these situations

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[pomegranateteeth]

don’t worry about the ‘dies irae’ notes in my leitmotif i’m totally fine

[nedlittle]

thoughts on the nurses

watching mash for the nurses is so embarrassing and in fact worse than losing chess to a dog it's like losing checkers to a worm. 99% of those writers simply do Not see the nurses as people or their actresses as capable of doing anything more than filling out a scene. karen hall i love you i wish you didn't have to carry every woman on this show on your back. i wish that the episodes whose plots relied on nurses ie nurse doctor or the nurses actually used the supporting cast instead of getting guest stars. it would really make them feel like people instead of empty bodies. half of them don't even have names. it's so bleak. that said they are all my beautiful girlfriends. the oops! all nurses version of mash that lives in my head has 10000 seasons and intense dyke drama

[godlessondheimite]

the mark of a real actor is if they did theater before they hit it big and continue doing theater after. if they didn’t do theater before, then they are hacks and if they stop doing theater after, then they are dilettantes who lucked out. obviously this applies to all actors ever and there are no exceptions.

[godlessondheimite]

daniel radcliffe and barbra striesand kind of being like the jesus and satan exceptions to this

[staticbluue]

I thought I had nothing to post but lo and behold! I found this in my disorganized M*A*S*H folder! This one goes out to @gaydar-oreilly

I put this up on my inprnt on a whim since everyone seems to like my funny stuff <3

[bongjoonhoe]

I Love Boosters (2026) dir. Boots Riley

[yesornopolls]

have you ever listened to a song that moved you so deeply it brought you to tears?

Have you ever listened to a song that moved you so deeply it brought you to tears?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

[shovelwareyaoi]

[anoushonit]

In the Psych pilot they made Shawn a "cool guy" who is good with women and drives his motorcycle, and after that they said: "what if we make him really pathetic instead?", and honestly it's the best decision they could have made.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

[charmac]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[thepinkpestilence]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols/But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit/Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee/Portrait of a Lady on Fire "Portrait de la jeune fille en feu" (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma