Y/N has created a chatroom.
Y/N has invited Tony, Clint.
Y/N: Do you ever wonder if you’re not real?
Y/N: What if we’re just movie characters?
Y/N: What if we’re comic book characters?
Y/N: WHAT IF PIETRO DIED BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR NEEDED SOMETHING TO SHOCK THE VIEWERS? WHY DID HE DIE? I’VE BEEN THINKING, HE COULD HAVE JUST CAUGHT ALL THE DAMN BULLETS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Tony: WHAT IF YOU CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND?!
Clint: Stop spending so much time with Wade. He’s not good for you.
Y/N: But Wade has a point!
Y/N: I swear… When I helped Wade track down Francis, at one point I saw words floating in the air… Subtitles? Credits?
Clint: Y/N, SNAP OUT OF IT. WE. ARE. REAL.
Y/N: OMG WHAT IF THIS IS FANFICTION LIKE THE TYPE I READ ON TUMBLR
Tony: You have Tumblr? What’s your blog? I’ll follow you.
Clint: WHO DO THE TUMBLR PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH
Y/N: Oh my god. I… Am… Different people? DEPENDING ON WHO’S READING
Tony: WHAT DID YOU DO TO Y/N?! THEY’RE BROKEN!
Wade: I just revealed the truth. Helped them realize. Hello, readers. How are you? Looking beautiful as always.
Clint: I’m starting to see it too…
Clint: I HAVE NO BODY I AM JUST WORDS
Wade: I once had no body. When I blew myself up.
Y/N: AT LEAST YOU’RE ONE PERSON
Wade: Ohhhh this is great. Why didn’t I do this sooner?
Nat: Why is Clint panicking? I can’t understand what he’s saying.
Y/N: THIS EXPLAINS WHY CLINT HAS A FARM!
Clint: WHERE IS MY FARM ALL I SEE IS WORDS AND SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME FROM ABOVE WHO ARE YOU
Clint: They’re kinda cute.
Wade: Kinda? No. VERY cute.
Tony: Nat, get them to calm down.
Tony: Please get a sedative for Clint and Y/N.
Bruce: Fourth wall breaking? I thought it was a myth!
Wade: I am living proof. I have been trying to show you people but do you ever listen to me?
Bruce: This is amazing! My theory is true, then!
Nat: Clint is lying on the floor. I don’t know what to do. He won’t calm down. It’s like he can’t see anything but his phone.
Y/N: Who am I? WHY IS MY NAME Y/N?
Clint: IS IT PRONOUNCED “YIN” OR “WHY SLASH EN???!?” WHAT DO I CALL YOU
Y/N: WHAT DO I CALL MYSELF
Tony: Wade. I am going to kill you.
Bruce: But if what’s happening is true, I’ll just ask the author to kill him.
Wade: I’ll just ask Clint to kill you.
Bruce: Clint can’t kill me nor would he even try.
Wade: Hahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahaha good one.
Clint: I see so many capitalized words. This is hell.
Clint: I hear music WHERE IS IT COMING FROM
Y/N: Don’t worry, it’s just the Author listening to music while typing this.
Nat: I can hear music too…
Bruce: I must document everything! THIS IS SO EXCITING!
Tony: Bruce. Brucie. Our green rage monster. Can you fangirl over science another time?
Bruce: I’m sorry Tony, but this is so rare! Who knows when this will be requested again?
Bruce: Interesting. You’re unaffected. Either the Author chose this or your big ego is serving as a wall against it.
Nat: Why is my name Nat in all the chats?!
Y/N: WELCOME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FOURTH WALL. WE HAVE CONFUSION
Clint: WHY IS NAT TAKING THIS BETTER THAN ME
Nat has changed Nat to Natasha.
Steve has joined the chat.
Steve: What’s going on? I’m seeing floating words… Sam is talking to someone called the Reader?
Bruce: Interesting. The more Nat, Clint and Y/N notice and change things, the more the “fourth wall” breaks. Soon our world will cease to be. All will be left is the Chat and our painful awareness of it.
Bruce: I don’t know… This is different from what Wade experiences. He’s aware but this is… something else.
Y/N: WHY WAS I NOT IN THE CIVIL WAR MOVIE?!? RUDE
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro has left the chat.
Natasha: Wait… If Pietro died… How is he alive now?
Clint: Avengers Chatroom: Inquisitive. He was resurrected there with no mention of how. Ever since then he’s been appearing even though the chats aren’t connected aside for some references.
Bruce: AMAzing YES CLINT TELL ME MORE
Clint: what the… Calm down.
Bruce: Sorry… I’m just so excited! You’re entering the other chats!
Bucky has joined the chat.
Bucky: Why am I not paired with Y/N?
Steve: This is a crackfic gone wrong.
Y/N: DO YOU READ FANFICTION, STEVE
Tony: Can you all just STOP TALKING AND LET ME THINK?! Do any of you not understand how bad this is?! We need to fix it!
Y/N: you know what’s weird?
Y/N: Soon we’ll have two Sherlocks. Tony is one as he’s played by RDJ. Benedict is going to be Dr. Strange. Maybe then the mystery of WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO PEPPER POTTS can finally be solved.
Tony has added Thor, Vision.
Tony: Are you two being effected by the fourth wall breaking?
Vision: No. Everything is normal for us.
Thor: We are too mighty to be effected.
Natasha: Or maybe you’re just not worthy.
Y/N: … Do you think we can change the plot to make ourselves be worthy now?
Natasha: Exactly what I was thinking!
Thor: NO LADY NATASHA, GIVE ME BACK MJOLNIR!
Natasha: NO, THE AUTHOR DEEMS ME WORTHY!
Tony: Can I be worthy too?
Natasha: Farewell, I’m off to rule Asgard!
Thor: LADY NATASHA PLEASE
Natasha: I’m kidding, Thor.
Tony: Vision, any ideas on how we can stop this?
Vision: Perhaps we contact this Author that everyone is mentioning?
Vision: I have an idea. I will tell you in person.
Bucky: DON’T TAKE AWAY OUR FUN
Tony: What fun?! Clint almost lost his mind! Our world is breaking apart, or at least for you guys. Those of us who aren’t experiencing this will be fine. Do you want me to leave you as just a pile of words?! And of course, our dear Captain isn’t doing anything about this. Just leave it to one of the geniuses to solve, right?
Steve: Dang, Tony. You really need to calm down.
Y/N: Dang, I can do this all day!
Clint: He’s my friend, dang!
Y/N: Well dang, it’s been a long day.
Natasha: You know… If Bucky wasn’t wearing his goggles when I shot him, he would have died.
Steve: It’s a good thing Hydra takes fashion so seriously.
Bucky: I thought they dressed me like that to hide my identity and for protection?
Natasha: You looked like you were modelling!
Y/N: another movie I was not in!
Tony has added The Author.
Tony: Hi there. Please fix this.
The Author: Kidding! The chat’s not over YET though so in a bit.
Tony: Wait, prove that you’re actually “the author”!
Y/N: What is happening nOW
Bruce: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT THE AUTHOR HERE, TONY. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THIS?!
The Author: I’m sorry, Steve.
Steve: My name is Steven Grant Rogers and I sometimes watch Bucky while he sleeps. He looks so peaceful. Safe. I tear up. Every time. My precious Bucky.
Steve: MY SERUM BRINGS ALL THE HYDRA TO THE BASE AND THEY’RE LIKE, DANG Mission Report: December 16th, 1991.
Vision: … I think I heard Wanda calling me.
Vision has left the chat.
Steve: ONE TIME WHEN NATASHA WASN’T AROUND I PRETENDED TO BE HER JUST TO FEEL WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE SUCH A BADASS BUT THEN BRUCE WALKED IN AND I JUST WHISPERED… “HEY BIG GUY.” I WAS TOO IN CHARACTER. IT WAS TOO LATE. I HAD SAID IT. AND WINKED.
The Author: And you’re very out of character now.
Natasha: I’m going to pretend none of this happened.
Natasha has left the chat.
Bruce: The hulk is suffering from second hand embarrassment.
Thor: Steve… Did you really do that?
Steve: Of course not! I’m being controlled to say all of this.
Tony: I think that’s enough now, thank you. You’ve made my life. I can die in peace.
Tony: Can you fix this now?
Tony: it was that easy, really?!
The Author: I AM The Author.
Steve: Are you sure you’re a genius, Tony?
Steve: REALLY? THE AUTHOR TOO?!
Clint: Can I name the chat?!
Tony: No! I want to name it, “Tony Stark Is Amazing and Hot.”
Steve: Why don’t we let the reader name it?
The Author: Good idea. What would you like to name it?
Clint: Why can’t I name it?
The Author: Well, dang. I should go. This turned out crazier than expected. Thank you for reading. I think you’re wonderful. ily <3. Bye!
The Author has left the chat.
Clint: Let’s go abuse our fourth wall breaking power before we lose it!
Steve: No! That is a bad idea!
Clint: WHAT WAS THAT STEVE? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU
Steve: YOU ARE READING THIS
Tony: This will be fun to witness.
Thor: What is going on with these midgardians?
Sam has added Wanda, Scott, T’Challa, Peter.
Sam: I told you! I was right.
Wanda: This explains why Clint and Y/N were acting so strange.
T’Challa: But aren’t you, Y/N?
Peter: So if they’re Y/N… Can we just address them as Y/N to make it easier?
Scott: Can I just say, Y/N, it is so great to finally meet you!
Scott: Even though I can’t actually meet you, there’s a screen separating us.
Scott: But it is an honor.
Scott: I think you’re a lovely person.
Sam: Man, stop fangirling. You’re going to scare them away! But yeah, we think you’re pretty amazing.
Wanda: I think I love you? Is that too much?
T’Challa: No, she means the reader.
T’Challa: You are always welcome to Wakanda if you can find a way to come to this side.
Peter: Are you smiling? I hope you are.
Scott: STOP FLIRTING THEY COULD BE OLDER THAN YOU
Peter: I’m not flirting! They just have a really beautiful smile!
T’Challa: I agree. We hope you have a lovely day… Or night. This is really confusing to me.
Scott: We can’t tell because we’re in here.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Scott: I REALLY THINK YOU’RE GREAT