Hero for Hire.

[theme in progress]

[stability]

I’m so proud of him

[brinkworth-design]

[sokyoku]

me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy*

toy: *makes very loud noise*

me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn't just do that

[cyberscape2001]

[outlyne]

<3

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

💅🏻

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

[clickthefrog]

[feimineach]

privilege.

[devonhale]

me, wearing a flannel: I’m Wearing This Because I’m Not Straight

[kirstengillibrand]

Do you watch the XFiles?

mhmm i love scully and mulder :-)

[weloveshortvideos]

[gh0stvirgo]

NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT

[kbearluna-deactivated20200602]

I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD.

[frightvale]

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

[recentgooglesearches]

Didn’t they cut off Napoleon’s dick where did it get to

[stockhlmsyndrome]

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

[sokyoku]

me: has anxiety over work i haven't done

me: has internal breakdown instead of doing work

[weaksorry]

me: *still has feelings after waking up* me: what the fuck

[nembhard]

New mindset who dis

[cincinnatibeef]

me: sees velociraptors

me: these dogs are sharp but they are still good