frightvale

I’m a random lady on ur phone

[adrianicsea]

Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[japanese-plants]

Lily of the valley by Kawarazaki Shodo (1899-1973)

[nondelphic]

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[sheepstiel]

greenroom quarrel

[kristina100000]

youtube comment of the day

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[dsunearthed]

2007

[aropride]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[archivearchangelica]

2010

[segamascott]

[eebie]

did you seriously just let it linger

[munpurizumu]

dude i had to

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.