No Me Recuerdes; Siénteme.

Yarannie🇵🇷, pronúncialo como quieras.

[pepitonuncapaga]

[jaidefinichon]

me voy a poner la almohada entre las piernas :$

[pollo-con-vodka]

¿Cuál es la diferencia entre “Me gustas” y “Te amo”? Cuando te gusta una flor, sólo la arrancas. Pero cuando amas una flor, la cuidas y riegas a diario. Quien entiende esto, entiende la vida.

Bellamente respondida por Buda… (via destinados-a-morir)

[kandy-coated-cyanide]

When ever your boyfriend gets a call and you're sitting next to him and you realize it's a female.

Right away you’re like :

“Quien es esa PUTA?” (WHO’S THAT BITCH)

and when he doesn’t answer you:

so you ask again, and he gets up and walks away you’re like :

so you sit there trying to play it off and be cool: 

So you start making funny faces to get his attention: 

so he leaves the room giggling on the phone and you’re like: 

and go after him like:

then he looks at you and shows you his phone…it was his MOM

so he tells you:

[oeups]

[djsgg-deactivated20220611]

[sekiz]

[fanghusband]

vampires aren't even scary like okay you want to bite and suck? who doesnt

[eliza-bethvc-deactivated2024120]

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[unbesoadistancia]

NIMH

[sovietnam]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Me, having a heart attack, looking at this: haha good one

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Haha nice

[coluhr]

[vodka-con-amor-deactivated20221]

[aidashakur]

[sairenji]

[decembrie-18]

[rayshippouuchiha]

It's better than I could have ever imagined.

[anocheceres]