It's Always Sunny in Solaris

A blog for literally 6 people. Dnd characters of a campaign I am in. Incorrect quotes for the PCs and a couple NPCs we kidnapped :)

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Wicker: this is where I watched my brother die, Lana

Lana: cowabummer

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Wicker: What are you doing

Havi: Smelling the roses

Wicker, whispering: I wish I was that rose

Havi: What?

Wicker: I SAID THAT'S GROSS

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Theva: Okay, what's the problem this time?

Havi: She stole my thesaurus

Lana: She peddles falsehoods

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Theva: *Carrying a bunch of books with both arms*

Percy: *Reaches out to help her*

Theva: *Switches all of the books to one arm to hold Percy’s hand*

Percy: That’s not what I- Okay

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Percy: Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.

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Percy: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Theva: Okay.

Percy: And make out during the scary parts.

Theva: Th-

Theva: The scary parts.

Theva: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Percy, brushing his teeth in Theva’s kitchen sink: Good morning.

Theva: When did you get here?

Percy: I spent the night.

Theva: But I remember you leaving before I went to bed. You said, “good night, I'm going home” and then you left.

Percy: Yeah, but then, on my way out, I tripped and fell down the stairs.

Theva: Oh my god, were you hurt?

Percy: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up, so I slept on the floor.

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Percy: Hey Wicker, how do I make a date more romantic?

Wicker: Maybe try being more mysterious!

[later that day]

Theva: Where are we going?

Percy: None of your fucking business.

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Wicker: I never finished that book report on people from Finland. I never even learned what they’re called.

Havi: Finnish.

Wicker: I’m trying to!

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Theva: Remember, the only difference between science and screwing around is writing things down.

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Percy: Everything Gucci?

Wicker: It is American Eagle at best

Percy: Yikes.

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Theva: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Percy, stirring his coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.

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Havi: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

Theva, eating a bagel at 3 am: Well fortunately time is an illusion.

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Percy: Could you ever see us as more than just friends?

Theva: YES! I’m so glad you asked! I can totally see us as dragons! Hang on, let me find the picture I drew...

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Theva: You'll never truly know someone well enough to marry them until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one, or witness them while they're sick.

Wicker: Truly amazing advice.

Percy: First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner.

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Theva: Can you please try to see things from my perspective?

Percy: *squats to Theva's eye level*

Theva: ...

Theva: Okay, LISTEN HERE-

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Wicker: Care to come with us?

Percy: And spoil my carefully calculated air of selfishness and unconcern? Not until the last second, thank you very much.