Time Traveler Extraordinaire

Hurtling towards the future, one second at a time. Hello! I'm V, a queer, white, cisgender lady-person with far too much free time on my hands. Welcome to my fandom/writing/stuff and nonsense blog! I like feminism and baby animals and video games and middle eastern languages. Currently I am primarily fanning over Motorcity and Elementary but this may be subject to change in the future. If you get a like or follow from solaciolorum, that's me. This is a secondary blog, so I can't like, follow, or send asks from here.

[smaller-comforts-creations]

Mike Chilton scarf for a commission. this took me super long to finish because i got sick and had a con to go to; i hope the commisioner is happy with it!

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For fieto!

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Burner scarf for smobutt! (Still waiting to hear back for payment/shipping address, though.)

I’m still making these, btw, especially since I’m broke and need money to go to Katsucon in three weeks.

[lakidaa]

yo solo do you offer other scarfs besides burner ones

(btw if you like this show maybe you should buy one???) 

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(oh god how does this new post box work ahhh)

Yes! If I can figure out how to make a pattern for it, I will happily make it for you! It might take a little longer/cost a little more depending on how complicated things get, but I'll crochet pretty much anything.

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Burner scarf for smobutt! (Still waiting to hear back for payment/shipping address, though.) I'm still making these, btw, especially since I'm broke and need money to go to Katsucon in three weeks.

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hiatus-like thing

i may be back eventually. i may not. hard to say at this point. but for now i'll only be using this tumblr to keep track of commissions. so feel free to send me an ask if you need to get in touch and can't find me anywhere else; i'll still be checking those. *floats away into another dimension*

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Custom scarf for livefast-free-forever! I really love how this one came out- the pink and black look great together. :) I'm still taking commissions if anyone is interested- $20 plus shipping, and I can do any color combination you'd like!

[pissyeti]

i humanized one of our cats

UwU

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THIS FUCKING CAT *facehands*

[notwrex]

All because of a fucking pizza place. [x]

[princeprimrose-deactivated20221]

If you haven’t already realized that Ke$ha is the biggest Parody artist I don’t know what to tell you.

[askpillow]

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

[bluesmomsadclub]

The Wall Street Journal exposing just how out of touch they really are

[cryptidappreciator]

[think-progress]

Single parent, two children: $260,000 income.

[assdownloader-deactivated201403]

And seriously if you’re taking in 260k and you pay an extra 3k in taxes, and you complain about it

fuck you anyway

[wretchedoftheearth]

If this didn’t have a source I would think it were a site like the onion, oh my lord

[dansphalluspalace]

wait what

I am a single person

I don’t

make 230,000….

[hemingwasted-deactivated2013100]

I LOVE ALL OF THE SAD CHILDREN JUST HANGING OFF THEIR PARENTS IN DESPAIR

“I have a terrible announcement for you, Charles II, III, IV, and V. Daddy has to pay the federal government $21,000 more out of his $650,000 salary. Looks like Charles III won’t be getting his traditional 10th birthday Rolex this year and Mummy will have to buy one less Chanel purse. Blame that evil, evil Barack Obama” 

[toulouselastartrek]

I CAN’T EVEN FORM WORDS FOR THIS

THIS IS SO STUPID

MY MOM MAKES LITERALLY LESS THAN A TENTH OF WHAT THE SINGLE PARENT IN THIS PICTURE MAKES.

[rubyvroom]

oh, the struggles of making only $260,000 a year. They look so downtrodden. I think I may shed a tear.

[luciferrhemmings]

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

It also came with a little hat.

My cat hates me.

[hurricaneclouds]

drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face

nicki minaj called out steven tyler for making a racist comment and wouldn’t let it go until he publicly apologized to her

nicki minaj makes sure that when her younger relatives listen to her music that they listen to the clean version

when eminem used a homophobic slur in her song she was incredibly uncomfortable about it and spoke to several people in her music team about what she should do about it

she literally tried to give her fans instructions on how to make brownies on twitter

I REALLY LOVE NICKI MINAJ

[kyoshisland-deactivated20130907]

can i also just

she called out perez hilton, who put on his blog “that she told rihanna to sit her ass down” and she responded with “I AM SICK OF THE SHIT YOU PUT UP! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT YOU POST?”

when nicki minaj performed her first show the stage wasnt lightning properly and after the show she yelled at her team and the first thing that came out was “MY FANS STAYED OUT FROM 7 PM TO 1 AM TO SEE ME, THEY DONT DESERVE THIS”

one time after a show the crowd was so loud after a performance she went back out and performed in her robe

she put bacon in the microwave

even though lil wayne told her not to she bought him a brand new motorcycle with his name engraved on it

after the american idol q&a she stayed afterwards to talk to her fans and even pushed her security guard out of the way so she can get closer

when asked if she could donate to a can food drive she said no she couldnt because she didnt have any cans, but she felt so bad she donated $15,000

this face:

[vogelbird]

THINGS I LIKE

when people use my name in conversation

when people say “this reminded me of you!”

when people remember little things i say/do

when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them

when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

[breathinginpairs]

Amanda Seyfried and Anne Hathway on getting ready for the Golden Globes.

[her0inchic]

Society has put up so many boundaries, so many limitations on what’s right and wrong that it’s almost impossible to get a pure thought out. It’s like a little kid, a little boy, looking at colors, and no one told him what colors are good, before somebody tells you you shouldn’t like pink because that’s for girls, or you’d instantly become a gay two-year-old. Why would anyone pick blue over pink? Pink is obviously a better color. Everyone’s born confident, and everything’s taken away from you.

Kanye West

(via her0inchic)

“Everyone’s born confident, and everything’s taken away from you.”

(via organization)

In my opinion, this is the realest statement Kanye has ever made. Yes, realer than “George Bush hates black people”… everybody knew that already. But this is enlightening.

(via theallchemist)

Some of my friends were recently saying they felt really sorry for Kim and Kanye’s baby because it will have Kanye as a father, and I was like, “Seriously?  Have you heard how affirming he is?  He is all about people reaching their highest potential and loving themselves as much as much as they can.”

(via mellendjneres)

[basednkrumah]

If [Teach For America] really wants to do a favor for poor inner city kids, they ought to send the two year volunteers to teach in the best white schools in New York City to free up veteran teachers to teach the children of the poor, because they’re the ones who need teachers who know what they’re doing and aren’t just practicing on them.”

Jonathan Kozol (via basedbrezhnev)

I gasped.

(via sumney)

[ernoji-deactivated20130308]

“YOU’RE NOT MY REAL LADDER” i yell at my step-ladder

[slimeyjade]

Can we stop calling removing the CAUCASIAN joke censorship? It wasn’t censorship. Andrew Hussie made a joke. He decided he didn’t like what it led to. He went back and changed it. That is called EDITING.

Say it with me, everyone.

Editing.