Your Resident Imbecile

I’m Solar_Axis1917 (sometimes The_Spirited_One) This is my blog where I offload the various fandom content rotting my brain from the inside out lmfao

[keebker]

This past week absolutely murdered me so I took a break to make this. please enjoy

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Once again, I’m allergic to finishing projects one at a time so I’ve started work on ANOTHER Wattpad book cover (listen I wanna make a Wattpad book. It’s baby’s first fanfic site and the commenting system always produces GOLD) and I have almost finished the line art for this lovely little piece

(Based on this wonderful YCH template whose original artist I couldn’t find even tho the watermark is literally right fucking there. Thx Pinterest)

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Made more progress ✨slay✨ lmfao

Also I decided to change the huadian design just cause I think this one looks better

(Edit: I’m only just now realizing I forgot to post the line art when I finished it 🥲)

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(Finished the coloring❤️)

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Once again, I’m allergic to finishing projects one at a time so I’ve started work on ANOTHER Wattpad book cover (listen I wanna make a Wattpad book. It’s baby’s first fanfic site and the commenting system always produces GOLD) and I have almost finished the line art for this lovely little piece

(Based on this wonderful YCH template whose original artist I couldn’t find even tho the watermark is literally right fucking there. Thx Pinterest)

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Made more progress ✨slay✨ lmfao

Also I decided to change the huadian design just cause I think this one looks better

(Edit: I’m only just now realizing I forgot to post the line art when I finished it 🥲)

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Meet My New Stalker

Bruh, there's some teenager whose been stalking my Bluesky for MONTHS now. I can't post ANYTHING without her demented ass chiming in with some completely incomprehensible nonsense. It's not like I tag her in stuff either, she just religiously checks my page to see if I've posted anything at ALL and, without fail comments, replies, AND quote tweets it. Every. Single. Time.

I've tried reporting her numerous times, but Bluesky won't do anything about her, regardless of what she says or does. Also, she posts nudes of herself, (which I am not showing here) has a whole ass BROCHURE with all her prices for other weird kink stuff she does, and yet accuses me of being a creep for liking dumb ships like Sonadow (in certain contexts, maintain your standards ppl🤌) said I raped my dog for some fucking reason and does this weird thing where she roleplays as a psychiatrist giving me electroshock therapy??? She's also ableist, transphobic, homophobic, and a Trump supporter because why the fuck not.

Apparently, she is a diagnosed sociopath, which, like, I get. That's not a thing she can control, and I don't doubt for a second that its a really unpleasant, challenging thing to live with. I'm still gonna hold her ass accountable for being a little bitch though, mental illness and being young (like 16) aren't an excuse here, she's old enough to know better than to act like this!

Also, again: She's underage posting nudes/kink stuff for money. She's literally breaking the law.

Kindly go report her if you have a Bluesky (And DO NOT go looking for her nudes ffs!)

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So, uh… I guess she finally got banned bc I can’t find her anywhere now! I’m free🎉🥳

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Once again, I’m allergic to finishing projects one at a time so I’ve started work on ANOTHER Wattpad book cover (listen I wanna make a Wattpad book. It’s baby’s first fanfic site and the commenting system always produces GOLD) and I have almost finished the line art for this lovely little piece

(Based on this wonderful YCH template whose original artist I couldn’t find even tho the watermark is literally right fucking there. Thx Pinterest)

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[ellipsisgalore]

… apparently they now have a youtube channel filled with doing shenaniganry in armor.

Including the chicken dance

And the YMCA.

[saintdollyparton]

I love this and I love the term shenaniganry

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[ellipsisgalore]

… apparently they now have a youtube channel filled with doing shenaniganry in armor.

Including the chicken dance

And the YMCA.

[saintdollyparton]

I love this and I love the term shenaniganry

[solar-axis1917]

Meet My New Stalker

Bruh, there's some teenager whose been stalking my Bluesky for MONTHS now. I can't post ANYTHING without her demented ass chiming in with some completely incomprehensible nonsense. It's not like I tag her in stuff either, she just religiously checks my page to see if I've posted anything at ALL and, without fail comments, replies, AND quote tweets it. Every. Single. Time.

I've tried reporting her numerous times, but Bluesky won't do anything about her, regardless of what she says or does. Also, she posts nudes of herself, (which I am not showing here) has a whole ass BROCHURE with all her prices for other weird kink stuff she does, and yet accuses me of being a creep for liking dumb ships like Sonadow (in certain contexts, maintain your standards ppl🤌) said I raped my dog for some fucking reason and does this weird thing where she roleplays as a psychiatrist giving me electroshock therapy??? She's also ableist, transphobic, homophobic, and a Trump supporter because why the fuck not.

Apparently, she is a diagnosed sociopath, which, like, I get. That's not a thing she can control, and I don't doubt for a second that its a really unpleasant, challenging thing to live with. I'm still gonna hold her ass accountable for being a little bitch though, mental illness and being young (like 16) aren't an excuse here, she's old enough to know better than to act like this!

Also, again: She's underage posting nudes/kink stuff for money. She's literally breaking the law.

Kindly go report her if you have a Bluesky (And DO NOT go looking for her nudes ffs!)

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Yet another version of my OC, but this time he’s in Star Wars lmfao

I’m wanting to use this as a Wattpad book cover, but I still can’t decide if I want to make it a crossover fic with the Predator series or just a Star Wars thing cause that Mf Darth Maul has me in a damn CHOKEHOLD rn and I’m actually going insane 😭

(V1, before drawing the clothes)

(V2, after drawing the clothes. Again, a mix of traditional Chinese/Japanese-inspired attire and Aboriginal clothes)

My boy is ✨beautiful✨

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Lowkey based this art on a joke I made with @gothicdolores a couple months ago loool

I redid my freakin OC againnn. At this point I’m starting to think I should just make a multiverse of all the different versions of this same character so all of them can be canon simultaneously lol

I love exploring how the different cultures of the world (Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Germanic, Scandinavian, Spanish, African, etc) and the differences between them can contribute to a characters’ identity, beliefs, motivations, and how they interact with the rest of the world at large. Especially when those characters are mixed, like Mizu from Blue Eye Samurai, and by extension don’t always feel like they belong in one culture or the other despite their connections with both. But there are a lot of cultures that don’t get much attention, especially a lot of Aboriginal cultures.

I actually have distant heritage in the Shawnee tribe, and I’ve always wanted to learn more about it, but it’s a nightmare to find basic information about the culture online! If you google “Shawnee Native American” ANYTHING, it doesn’t seem to matter how specific you are in what you’re looking for, you’ll always get stuff about the wars they were involved in and Tecumsah’s campaign and all of that stuff. Like, dawg, I KNOW they were warriors, but I just wanna know what they wore in their day to day lives!

Anyway, enough of me rambling about that, here’s my boy!❤️

I tried to give him accurate Shawnee features (different tribes still had differences in appearance) while his makeup is inspired by Shawnee war paint, which is NOT just for aesthetics, there is a reason for it, while the outfit and hair is heavily inspired by Chinese styles, which ALSO has a reason, but I’m not telling yet🤭 Just know this particular version is from the Predator universe

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✨Slay✨ lol

(I have no idea how to shade fingers send help)

[solar-axis1917]

Lowkey based this art on a joke I made with @gothicdolores a couple months ago loool

I redid my freakin OC againnn. At this point I’m starting to think I should just make a multiverse of all the different versions of this same character so all of them can be canon simultaneously lol

I love exploring how the different cultures of the world (Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Germanic, Scandinavian, Spanish, African, etc) and the differences between them can contribute to a characters’ identity, beliefs, motivations, and how they interact with the rest of the world at large. Especially when those characters are mixed, like Mizu from Blue Eye Samurai, and by extension don’t always feel like they belong in one culture or the other despite their connections with both. But there are a lot of cultures that don’t get much attention, especially a lot of Aboriginal cultures.

I actually have distant heritage in the Shawnee tribe, and I’ve always wanted to learn more about it, but it’s a nightmare to find basic information about the culture online! If you google “Shawnee Native American” ANYTHING, it doesn’t seem to matter how specific you are in what you’re looking for, you’ll always get stuff about the wars they were involved in and Tecumsah’s campaign and all of that stuff. Like, dawg, I KNOW they were warriors, but I just wanna know what they wore in their day to day lives!

Anyway, enough of me rambling about that, here’s my boy!❤️

I tried to give him accurate Shawnee features (different tribes still had differences in appearance) while his makeup is inspired by Shawnee war paint, which is NOT just for aesthetics, there is a reason for it, while the outfit and hair is heavily inspired by Chinese styles, which ALSO has a reason, but I’m not telling yet🤭 Just know this particular version is from the Predator universe

[solar-axis1917]

✨Slay✨ lol

(I have no idea how to shade fingers send help)

[solar-axis1917]

Lowkey based this art on a joke I made with @gothicdolores a couple months ago loool

I redid my freakin OC againnn. At this point I’m starting to think I should just make a multiverse of all the different versions of this same character so all of them can be canon simultaneously lol

I love exploring how the different cultures of the world (Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Germanic, Scandinavian, Spanish, African, etc) and the differences between them can contribute to a characters’ identity, beliefs, motivations, and how they interact with the rest of the world at large. Especially when those characters are mixed, like Mizu from Blue Eye Samurai, and by extension don’t always feel like they belong in one culture or the other despite their connections with both. But there are a lot of cultures that don’t get much attention, especially a lot of Aboriginal cultures.

I actually have distant heritage in the Shawnee tribe, and I’ve always wanted to learn more about it, but it’s a nightmare to find basic information about the culture online! If you google “Shawnee Native American” ANYTHING, it doesn’t seem to matter how specific you are in what you’re looking for, you’ll always get stuff about the wars they were involved in and Tecumsah’s campaign and all of that stuff. Like, dawg, I KNOW they were warriors, but I just wanna know what they wore in their day to day lives!

Anyway, enough of me rambling about that, here’s my boy!❤️

I tried to give him accurate Shawnee features (different tribes still had differences in appearance) while his makeup is inspired by Shawnee war paint, which is NOT just for aesthetics, there is a reason for it, while the outfit and hair is heavily inspired by Chinese styles, which ALSO has a reason, but I’m not telling yet🤭 Just know this particular version is from the Predator universe

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Collection of sillies abt Shadow being a growing hoglet

(Yknow the most embarrassing part bout this is that it took a long ass time only because I had to write a poem and I’m a really bad writer jsnfmrnrm)

Lil extra cuz I wanted to see the bottom three next to his awkward larva stage xD:

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Guys that Y/N x CEO trend on TikTok is actually sending me I CAN'T with some of yall🤣 ESPECIALLY the Harry Potter ones lmfaooooo

Lowkey I got inspired to write one of my own BUT there's a twist: I've merged the Bayonetta and Harry Potter series and created some abomination where the main character is the adopted son/apprentice of our queens Jeanne and Bayonetta and they've sent him to Hogwarts bc his ass has no friends his own age and they're worried about him lol

This kid is COMPLETELY unimpressed by literally everyone and everything around him, least of all Y/N and Draco Malfoy, who he has to put up with everyday bc he's in Slytherin House😂

(The diva-in-training himself: Xianhou Lian 'The Lotus Witch') His outfit is based on Jeanne's from Bayonetta 2 cause its my favorite♥️

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Working on a better version!

My boy be slaying❤️

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Guys that Y/N x CEO trend on TikTok is actually sending me I CAN'T with some of yall🤣 ESPECIALLY the Harry Potter ones lmfaooooo

Lowkey I got inspired to write one of my own BUT there's a twist: I've merged the Bayonetta and Harry Potter series and created some abomination where the main character is the adopted son/apprentice of our queens Jeanne and Bayonetta and they've sent him to Hogwarts bc his ass has no friends his own age and they're worried about him lol

This kid is COMPLETELY unimpressed by literally everyone and everything around him, least of all Y/N and Draco Malfoy, who he has to put up with everyday bc he's in Slytherin House😂

(The diva-in-training himself: Xianhou Lian 'The Lotus Witch') His outfit is based on Jeanne's from Bayonetta 2 cause its my favorite♥️

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Dawg, I was on Pinterest scrolling through SATBK art, and I came across Shadow x Maria (Lancelot x Guinevere) art and it just… Ruined my day. I swear, every time Shadaria/Marishad content gets uploaded to the internet, 90% of the fandom looks at it like it like:

Like, mf they’re SIBLINGS, that’s been canon for ages now! It’s written in manuals and heavily alluded to in the comics, movies, and games. They’re not ‘tragic lost lovers’ or ‘forbidden soulmates’ or something. They’re FAMILY. And I hate sounding like one of the ppl who goes ‘you can’t ship them they’re so obviously sibling-coded😭’ but, like… Dawg.

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The repost of shame😂

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Dawg, I was on Pinterest scrolling through SATBK art, and I came across Shadow x Maria (Lancelot x Guinevere) art and it just… Ruined my day. I swear, every time Shadaria/Marishad content gets uploaded to the internet, 90% of the fandom looks at it like it like:

Like, mf they’re SIBLINGS, that’s been canon for ages now! It’s written in manuals and heavily alluded to in the comics, movies, and games. They’re not ‘tragic lost lovers’ or ‘forbidden soulmates’ or something. They’re FAMILY. And I hate sounding like one of the ppl who goes ‘you can’t ship them they’re so obviously sibling-coded😭’ but, like… Dawg.

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The repost of shame😂