Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset

ask Megan. 22. PNW. IDK.

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[bob-belcher]

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[imanes]

coming out of my cage and

going right back in

[totalparksandrec]

[cabernetsauvigmom]

don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever

[studentlifeproblems]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spending time with you is like floating in the ocean

[vexingvertebrae-deactivated2024]

FUCKING TERRIFYING

[vexingvertebrae-deactivated2024]

THERES SOMETHING BRUSHING UP AGAINST MY LEG AND I WANNA GO HOME

[thecommonchick]

Same sis, same

[always-ascending]

Good Omens (2019)

[solar-bipolar]

OMG 

[dwight-schrutes]

happy columbus day :)

[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

Fuck dude you really can’t

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[anxietypower]

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

[honeymoonavenue]

jennifer’s body (2009)

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

This movie was a decade ahead of its time

[geopunk-deactivated20140809]

what is it called when u kill a friend

[geopunk-deactivated20140809]

homiecide

[barkinggallo]

the juno soundtrack reblog if you agree

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”