yet another human on tumblr, for some reason

… and that reason is spite. anyway– welcome to my blog. things go here • you can call me mac, and I use whatever pronouns are most convenient for The Bit • 20s

[famylee83]

This man needs to be hunted for sport.

[stardustrider]

Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

[thoroughlyuseddigitalnotebook]

Babylon no. 5

A little bit of Babylon in my life

A little bit of Susan by my side

A little bit of Delenn's all I need

A little bit of Lochley's what I see

A little bit of Lyta in the sun

A little bit of Anna all night long

A little bit of Talia, here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man (Ha)

[thoroughlyuseddigitalnotebook]

six-seven (of nine)

[thoroughlyuseddigitalnotebook]

call me Susan Ivanova the way I should definitely be allowed to say “fuck” at work

[manny-jacinto]

MAMMA MIA! 2008│dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[hbogirls]

it’s #youliedtomeformonthsbecauseofgorbachev friday. happy #youliedtomeformonthsbecauseofgorbachev friday!!!!!!!

[thoroughlyuseddigitalnotebook]

reading a mystery book for class is all fun and games until your classmates insist it was This One Particular Guy except for you because you’re hellbent on following the money so the term ends with them being kinda right and you being fully right… then it's just fun

[thoroughlyuseddigitalnotebook]

you know you Actually Have To Do Laundry Now when you have no choice but to wear your Nice Clothes

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

all these fellas out here looksmaxxing but they need to be booksmaxxing.

[the-haiku-bot]

all these fellas out

here looksmaxxing but they need

to be booksmaxxing.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[thoroughlyuseddigitalnotebook]

G’Kar: As I learned before, it’s all fun and games until somebody gets hurt.

Londo: After that it’s just fun.

[blockbustervideos]

BABYLON 5 S03E05, “Voices of Authority”

[waywardmillennial]

Stephen and Jimmy's answer to "Who would make out with a guest on camera?"

Strike Force Five Is And Always Will Be: Kimmel, Fallon, Meyers, Oliver and Colbert

[thoroughlyuseddigitalnotebook]

working retail is crazy because you’ll have

a woman who can't touch a paper receipt because “it's filled with carcinogens and I'm a cancer survivor” but insists on getting a printed one anyway, despite the fact that the store I work at offers digital receipts, meaning she just wanted a customer service worker to expose themself to (what she says are) carcinogens on her behalf,

a man who asks you if it's “cool” for him to leave his cart right in front of where you're stocking items while the cart corral is maybe 4 yards away at most (his cart somehow still has an item that still has a security tag which is clearly in both parties’ sight),

and a woman who can only understand basic arithmetic in the presence of a manager

all in 4 hours' worth of time

[cuppydogshane]

i need to lock in (doesnt)

[vaspider]

Hi, if you're here to say "you're bad if you curse and that makes you instantly wrong," do me a favor and fuck off.

[shaaknaa]

"The sky is blue" vs "The sky is fucking blue."

Does the sky stop being blue in the second case or...

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Conceivably, the sky might be copulating with the color blue.

[the-haiku-bot]

Conceivably, the

sky might be copulating

with the color blue.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.