[emlynns]

2018 taught me that a) it’s important to tell people you love them and b) there’s many different ways to say it

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[thewerman100]

[eco-situationism]

[honeyviscera]

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

[goodtypography]

[leffelovesdestrua]

Sharing this because I had NO IDEA that this is how they worked… 

[yuyukami]

I did but it is still super cool to see it close up in such great detail.

[glowering]

There’s something of the obscene about this.

[blazingpegasys]

@zahai

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Quoted Tag:

#fountain porn

How dare you.

[catchymemes]

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[drowsy-siren]

Dear food canning companies:

If your cans are not stackable, I am willing corporate death upon you 💜

[sylviaaaaaaaa]

[drowsy-siren]

So true

[vampiregirlestrogen]

[drowsy-siren]

SOOOO TRUE

[drowsy-siren]

I fucking love being a text source for blackout poetry

[holygeist]

completely obsessed with this. partially inspired my slavic breakfasts. i’m planning a vampire dinner where everything i cook is going to be red.

[gamechangershow]

“Denethor - not a real king, not the real king of Gondor…I call him Little Tomato.”

[nekogirltail]

@cat-boy-cunny

[princessparakeet]

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

[hotvampireadjacent]

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

[princessparakeet]

[kusali]

"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[bunjywunjy]

ma'am. your muppets are escaping

[amygdalae]

this thing just bit me.

destroy it with your talons

have mercy on this wayward ghoul

Voting ended onNov 5, 2023

[amygdalae]

Ok fine it lives safe in my pocket forever and will only know joy all the rest of its days I hope you're happy

[butchnoise]

truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

[butchnoise]

made this post bc I saw a fat man with a mustache zonked out in a rocking chair and it made me so jealous that I almost threw up

[butchnoise]

[meatdiaz]

do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

[prokopetz]

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

[prokopetz]

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”