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I'm also a monster for doing that...

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You're a monster for doing that!!!
I'm also a monster for doing that...
love these definitely in-good-faith questions being asked by these and 500 other news outlets for reasons that have nothing to do with stoking the publicâs hatred for trans and gnc people for social media traffic
This is exactly what Iâm saying. I can assure you, like 15-16 people worldwide out of 7 billion are upset with Santaâs gender identity. News outlets just love to use articles like these in order to make the comments bicker about how transgender people are out of their mind and post impact bold font memes from 2008 about identifying as a sofa.
The media is nothing but shit posts these days it seems.
It hurts
All fantasy writers can ever do is copy Tolkien, even when theyâre claiming to be original, they just take Tolkien creatures and put them somewhere else.
They never set it in another continent or planet, they never come up with new races, they never set it in prehistory, or a modern setting, always medieval, they donât introduce technology or strange weaponry, âsubversionâ for them is always âThis orc is rich and speaks full sentences, Iâm so original!â
Like thereâs no Fantasy stuff that takes place in Africa, or Asia, or even America. Thereâs none that have modern technology as an existing element (making a tiny catapult and calling it a gun doesnât count), thereâs none with completely original creatures. Not even ones that copy Mythology.
Itâs always âEuropeans in 1020 AD who drink a lot kill the smelly green-ish creatures and then fight a generic dragon.â No creativity.
I mean, if you wanna get technical, Tolkien copied the idea of orcs as well from earlier mythological creatures. Probably did the same with most of the other races too. Main thing Tolkien did was put them into a memorable setting with equally memorable names for their races and put them on sides of good, neutral or evil.
No one has "Original Ideas" anything we think about is always based on something or someone else from our lives or memories, even subtle background noise from years back can influence your decision making or creativity.
Because of this, it's more or less people honoring the hard work Tolkien put into their universe by implementing parts of it into their own.
At least that's my take on it.
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Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.
A former staff engineer, who recently left Tumblr and asked to remain anonymous for professional reasons, tells Vox that the NSFW ban was âin the works for about six months as an official project,â adding that it was given additional resources and named âProject Xâ in September, shortly before it was announced to the rest of the company at an all-hands meeting. â[The NSFW ban] was going to happen anyway,â the former engineer told me. âVerizon pushed it out the door after the child pornography thing and made the deadline sooner,â but the real problem was always that Verizon couldnât sell ads next to porn.
Porn on Tumblr is something Verizon needs to wipe out if itâs going to make any money off what it thinks is actually valuable about the platform â enormous fandom and social justice communities that, just before the Verizon acquisition, Khalaf was insisting the staff figure out how to better monetize.
On that note-
Two former Tumblr employees said they were alarmed when Khalaf chose Black Lives Matter as an example of a community that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, âSimon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.â
Capitalism is disgusting and ruins everything.
I knew it was about money and not about legal matters
Itâs always about money
Yeah...
I'm not gonna waste all my free time going through Tumblr to find all my flagged posts. I guess when I get banned, that'll be the end of it.
FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, IâM DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!
@staff got their own shit flagged. GOD HELP THIS FUCKING SITE! IM IN FUCKING TEARS LOL
A better, more positive Tumblr
Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, weâre proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, weâve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. Weâve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, weâre taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions). Â
Letâs first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with todayâs policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. Weâve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and weâve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So whatâs next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes wonât happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. Weâre relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but weâve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, weâre going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions weâre making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what itâs come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We wonât always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff DâOnofrio CEO
Good Job Jeff, way to show love for your community by forcing censorship down their throats. How about you go ahead and just shut down all of Tumblr while you're at it? Since you're already seemingly trying to kill it.
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game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.
yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons
go outside and try to suplex a bird
tell me how bug resists fighting
go outside and try to suplex a bug
OMG YOUR BUDDY EEVEE OR PIKACHU CAN RIDE ON KANGASKHANâS POUCH RIGHT NEXT TO ITS BABY!!!!!
Need this game in my life now
I hate that âWoobified anime pokemonâ post for those words alone that is literally LITERALLY the style pokemon are ALWAYS drawn in this isnât some thing they suddenly decided to do this is what theyve done for years and years cuz its a show for KIDS and people ike how those designs look cuz they can be cute and cool to look. Just say you like the pokemon art direction of detective pikachu and donât put down its source material in the processÂ
I'm cool with either art direction.
UhhhâŠ.not sure what to do now.
Pretty much everything I try to make these days.
My boyfriend wonât stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat PokĂ©mon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like youâre the only one qualified to tell us more
listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning
luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps
once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionalsÂ
youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning
the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter
after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time
once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites
THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine
its fine
its fine