Dracula: dead and loving it

I'm alton this is my silly palace  (main is @motelphone) and I can't get enough of marine life

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[dogpuppy]

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[johnbottoms]

b plot of all fucking time.

[professorsparklepants]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[hardwrench]

you will befriend increasingly kind creatures to prepare your heart for your true BFF, the dragon

[riverpiracy]

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

[6kuros]

my little queer friend group

[6kuros]

ppl saying which pony they are or that theyre reminded of ppl they know by these makes me very smile

[day-colors]

Visit Original Link

[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[ffrodobaggins]

how it feels to listen to float on by modest mouse

[girlnextvore]

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

guy who doesn't understand anything: bark like a pig

[vedurnan-archive]