[theblackparadeisdead]

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

[inganikki]

First tweet: “I saw a piece of fabric? on the floor of my room so I went to pick it up but it was actually the moonlight that entered through the window lmao”

Quote RT: “1000 years ago this would have been a poem, not a tweet”

[windowscrazyerror-deactivated20]

[sexhaver]

i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

[oneheadtoanother]

Everybody hates on paywalls but they've saved me from reading so many NYT articles 🫂

[brotherhumphrey]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to surrender myself to the mercurial whims of The Manuscripts

[kushblazer666]

[heyitschartic]

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

[powerburial]

We are all familiar with the christmas song: “you better not shout……you better not cry” and so on. But what interest me is this line: “be good for goodness sake.” now we all know that this is , of course, bullshit. The children are good ..not for the sake of goodness itself…but for the sake…of the presents.

[mapsontheweb]

Adult Transgender Legislative Risk Map, November 2024

[canisbeta]

This map is made and maintained by transgender journalist Erin Reed. She read all 550 bills targeting trans people in America in 2023 and 586 so far in 2024 and she scores state safety based on proposed and enacted legislation. She regularly updates the map (including explanations of recent legislative changes) on her site. She has a separate map for trans youth (which: warning, is even more scary), since a lot of policies target minors specifically.

It’s depressing as all hell, but Erin does great work and I’ve been using her maps to plan my career and vacations for years. It’s helped me figure out where to apply for grad school, and helps me keep track of what states I cannot do a layover in while flying because of bathroom bills.

[smegmafactory4ever]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

Re. The burger allegations

It used to be a point of pride to have a national cuisine

[niceinchnails]

I asked my niece what her favourite song was and she said Lalala 🎵

[niceinchnails]

[wetdogblog]

Photos from my friend who is a vet tech

[fnordseer5]

your friend small af and weirdddd

[sentimonsters]

THE PICTURE OF ADRIEN AS A CHILD IN THE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG MOVIE IS TRACED FROM A BOSS BABY RENDER OF TIM IVE KNOWN THIS FOR MONTHS

[coughloop]

[postdespair]