pumpkinseed

🐕 caine - 32 - they/them 🐀

[thegenderdruid]

me playing mahjong

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[ozempicofficial]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[canisbeta]

paw pillow

[smashorpassgilf]

pliny the elder

died in his 50s but born over 2000 years ago, so I think that means he qualifies?

Pliny the elder

Smash

Pass

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[woofgender]

“a rare, high-stakes encounter”

[dubiousdisco]

[ratsquinks]

BREAKING NEWS: miso soup the rat is very happy. peace and love on planet earth

[echinoderm-of-the-day]

Today’s echinoderm is Chiridota discolor, commonly known as the intertidal jellybean according to inaturalist.

Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/41585854

[juney-blues]

look at this cool 3d dog I made >:)

[fembutchboygirl]

Can i pet him

[juney-blues]

you can try

[juney-blues]

go fetch

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[2colde]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[johnnycrass]

[childanddamselfly]

[the-uncanny-dag]

[fuwungi]

rise & grind gaymers