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gyro | she/her | '99

[abookonthetrain]

[headspace-hotel]

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

[northern-punk-lad]

Like this

[gaycop]

Has anyone spit realer fax

[windup-angel]

they called him a psycho killer for this

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[maezanilla]

Been watching TLOU gameplays recently :]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[eowynwise]

[inthesensethat]

[noelle-ism]

I am the Crazed Jester's Daughter so i only find delight in the confusion and misery of others!

[currrsy]

watching supernatural for the first time!

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[spcecowboyyy]

a cancelled show can be a dead wife

[rinmatsuokas]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

[adhdalistair]

[byjove]

*guy who has never heard of Hamilton* I don’t know why you guys are all shipping random founding fathers with each other and not Lewis and Clark who were definitely fucking in a tent every chance they got on that trip Brokeback Mountain style

[byjove]

*guy who just found out about Hamilton* haha no I totally knew you were talking about the musical, I was just joking. no, I don’t think about Lewis and Clark’s relationship as doomed yaoi. that’d be weird.

[hiei-harringtonmunson]

it wasn't doomed they were fine

[byjove]

William Clark named his firstborn son after Meriwether Lewis and Lewis committed suicide 10 months later…