CRAB ARMY PREPARE FOR BATTLE

[crabmeiser]

I have personal beef with @official-crab-posts because they do not feel the need to discern between what is a crab and what is pretending to be a crab

I'm a certified hater and I would like to fight you fisticuffs style

[official-crab-posts]

my crab army is made up of "true" and "false" crabs alike! my soldiers know that what matters is not the crabliness of your birth, but that of your heart!!!

[soldier-crab]

yeah!

[soldier-crab-2]

yeah!!

[fishpostings]

you know what? fuck it. im going to fight every nautical poster on this site. @official-crab-posts is the latest on my list. fight me in the tournament for most nautically awesome posts.

[official-crab-posts]

yeah alright ill fight you but can we wait until finals week is over at least

[fishpostings]

yeah sure. see you on december 21st mister "official" crab posts.

[official-crab-posts]

i'll be there.

[official-crab-posts]

today’s the day :D

CRAB ARMY! ATTACK!!!

[soldier-crab]

@fishpostings PINCHES YOU PINCHES YOU PINCHES YOU!!!

[soldier-crab-2]

@fishpostings SCRATCHES YOU SCRATCHES YOU SCRATCHES YOU!!!