Goth detectives.

Noel Fielding, Russell Brand, Johnny Depp, Sherlock, Tim Minchin, IT Crowd and Simon Amstell are my life.

[guineverebeck-deactivated201508]

They say “pedophile” in America, maybe you should move to America.

[gothicprep]

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream

[troyler-dipped-in-ranch-deactiv]

why did you censor the word h*ck

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

because it’s a fucking bad word

[captainquinnthefisherman-deacti]

This possum was in my hen house…. He’s so excited to be held!

[jazzyjulian-blog]

[ungratefullittleshit]

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

stormtrooper to the right that doesnt know how to go through doors

[heartbeatracing]

[nevermindthebuzzcocks]

"Paul, you’ll actually get stoned in Ghana for doing that." (x)

[nevermindthebuzzcocks]

[britishcomedyoverflowing]

[natkip]

Tim Minchin - The Pope Song

[callurn-deactivated20151129]

Say what you want about British television but nothing in TV history will beat that episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks when Preston got pissed off and left in the middle of the show so they got some guy called Ed from the audience to take his place because he looked like him

[ethantate]

[asgardiancherrypudding-blog]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

[zombielynx21-deactivated2018121]

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

[g0thdetectives07]

forever crying at the existence of this photo 

[annie-leonhardts-ass]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.  I would never have been this happy. 

[handfulofchange]

[colourfulmotion]