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@soldierofwinterspast
Because I'm the type of person that spends her night off trying to convince firstmindmechanics to come off hiatus. I'm also spending it talking to the most perfect human being like ever *coughs* captainamericarogers *coughs* Great night. <3
Who wants to do a thing with Buck I have tomorrow off so it's not like I have to go to bed any time soon.
âI want to spend Christmas with you"
Send me "I want to spend Christmas with you" for my muses reaction
"I'd love that --" he paused and frowned slightly. "But don't you have others who want you with them? I don't want to take you away from them."
soldierofwinterspast:
"Youâre becoming more and  more of an old man every day.â
"Oh shut up, Rogers. No one even asked you."
Send me 'Huh?' and my muse will talk to yours in another language.
Send me "I want to spend Christmas with you" for my muses reaction
Send me "Come here pet." for my muse to obey your every command and refer to your's as master.
Unless mine feels like being a bad pet, then feel free to punish him/her as you wish.
This could be serious
soldierofwinterspast:
"Itâs from A Christmas Carol.  Did you not read that book when  we were in school?â
"If I did, I don't remember. I'm lucky I remember what I had for breakfast yesterday."
send me a new girl quote for my muse's reaction.
"you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?"
"i donât want a refund on you."
"a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!"
"iâm high on anxiety meds right now."
"i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!"
"oh good, you can hear me. now i know iâm not a ghost."
"nobodyâs getting pregnant tonight!"
"boob seasonâs over for you!"
"there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson."
"when you put it like that, it sounds amazingâŠand like prison."
"i got an obligationâŠat aâŠsandwich meetingâŠto go to."
"you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matchesâŠfor a penny."
"sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day."
"youâve never been turned on by gas mileage?"
"so i have good news from the doctorâyou donât have rabies."
"oh, look at the time! itâs butt-o-clock!"
"iâm having a party tonight and i canât have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat."
"itâs early in the relationship. iâm still shaving above the knee."
"iâm a mess, i canât sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song."
"iâm not convinced i know how to read, iâve just memorized a lot of words."
"iâm staying positive, but iâm pretty sure this is where we die."
"lifeâs messy. it kicks you in the ass. thatâs right, I said ass."
"you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!"
"iâm pretty sure Iâm having a heart attack, and i havenât arranged for anyone to clear my browser history."
"you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? itâs not a flammable thing!"
"iâm gonna take youâŠrespectfully."
"iâm gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!"
"have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?"
"please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil."
"why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?"
"i feel like russel crowe in every movie heâs ever done."
"i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening."
"does it say âshare stuffâ in the constiution of america? no, i think not."
"destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis."
"where are your nipples, man?"
"i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!"
"i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me."
"letâs just suck it up and french a little."
"been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. itâs like a taffy pole on a hot summerâs day."
"they make shoes for your penis! theyâre called pants!"
"i canât believe iâm the sober one. thatâs actually never happened before in my life."
"please do not angry-fix the sink."
"you my boo and i been missing you."
"i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels."
"can you believe the zoo wouldnât let me borrow their white tiger?"
"obamaâŠ."
"first of all, youâre never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006."
"sandwiches and sex?! i want that!"
"i want to rub my face on his face!"
"are you sure youâre okay? youâre walking like a disney witch."
"iâm like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience."
"this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!"
"guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?"
"damn it! i canât find my driving moccasins anywhere!"
"i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked."
"are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan."
"why does your hair look so baby soft?!"
"i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something."
"did you just make up a theme song for yourself?"
"what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now."
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 "If I get called Scrooge one more time,  i'm breaking a bone. I don't even know  who that is."
I have so many asks right now #isashitypersonandhasnoideawhyyouallstay
What if we got these powers for a reason? What if it's like some higher calling? {Indie Johnny Storm...
FOLLOW THE PERF BEING
RP Partner Matchmaker! Reblog if you want someone to suggest to you someone to RP with!
Kissed! (cause why the hell not)
Meme
Collarbone
A shiver ran over Buckyâs spine, his lower back arching forward briefly. His gaze slipped down to look at her, a soft smile spreading over his lips as he moved his hands to grip her hips gently. âOkay, you have my attention ââ
That laugh sent a thrill through her. âIâm glad of that,â she whispered. âNow what shall I do? Iâm at your service.â
A small groan slipped between full lips at her words, his gaze sliding down to take her in fully. Oh the things he'd love to have her do. "At my service huh? Well then, i'd love to see how you look on your knees."
"Yes, master"
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"If you keep talking, Iâm going to gag you."
1,987 followers -cries- So unworthy it hurts
BDSM sentence meme â°
There are two lists under the cut. Send me "Kneel" for me to choose from the sub list, and send me "Yes, master/mistress" for me to choose from the dom list. Very NSFW! Everything is consensual.
Iâll use random.org to generate your result from 1 to 60 and reply with it. (Feel free to specify which squicks to avoid, or even if youâll only accept prompts from one list.)
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