the weiner soldier

Kelsey | 21 | USA Nursing student with a love of hockey, hiking, and plants. Mainly marvel. Offline often due to work/school.

[pinkpurplebluexxx-deactivated20]

Also, academic texts. Full of bullshit. You could sum that stuff up in like three paragraphs, but some old white dude is gonna ramble on using unnecessarily lavish vocabulary for three whole pages until you want to cry. 

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[liberalsarecool]

#RepealTheEight won in Ireland.

[bakwaaas]

If you knew me 1+ years ago, and we don’t really talk anymore… you do not know me now. I have changed so much since then and you genuinely don’t know who I am anymore. Your perception of me is of someone who no longer exists, just a past version of myself I grew out of.

[thelonelyconservativememe]

All of you out there supporting planned parenthood should really remember what the woman who founded them said…. just saying. Do not stand with PP

[daggers-drawn]

Actual Quote: 

“We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population.”

As in “we don’t want people thinking this because it’s not true.”

[daggers-drawn]

[killing-the-prophet]

A woman dressed in a traditional Ukrainian embroidered shirt holds her cat as she take part in an embroidered shirt parade in central Kiev, Ukraine, on May 27, 2017. Gleb Garanich

[felderwin]

So these Christian anti-feminist protestors showed up at my school and were just yelling misogynist things at everyone, when this guy suddenly walks up in front of them mid-rant and just starts…. singing opera

[sick-with-lisztomania]

Chaotic good bard

[moonlightandmarble]

[whiteteethteens]

my last brain cell after 4 vodka sodas at the goth gay bar

[eardun]

When the author says they were going for oneshot, but then there’s the chapter index

[petyrbaelishs]

As they left, she turned to Sansa. “Another lesson you should learn, if you hope to sit beside my son. Be gentle on a night like this and you’ll have treasons popping up all about you like mushrooms after a hard rain. The only way to keep your people loyal is to make certain they fear you more than they do the enemy.“ “I will remember, Your Grace,” said Sansa, though she had always heard that love was a surer route to the people’s loyalty than fear. If I am ever a queen, I’ll make them love me. — Sansa VI, A Storm of Swords

[insomniac-arrest]

alright, but Grunkle Stan definitely eventually moves to Florida

Florida Man, also his secret superhero identity 

[localstarboy]

British version of “i could’ve dropped my croissant ”

[queerfarmgremlin]

[old-songs]

dreamlordmorpheus:

This is without a doubt the best author’s note I’ve ever read. 

[bipolarblueberries]

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb

[sapphic-space-syren]

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[monicas]

#about me

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm