Jaé

Jenise. 21. ATL. 🏙 Wishlist Me

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[e-jotja-deactivated20200224]

if my daughter doesn’t grow up thinking that i’m her bestfriend & that she can come to me for everything, then i have failed in life.

[regalosprey-deactivated20181211]

Yes

[westafricanbaby]

This is how i feel about my future daughter, nieces and baby cousins.

[tmcphotography]

Logging back into tumblr

[beautifullinred]

Dead ass 😂😂

[fiercedeception]

Me looking at yall blogs all blurred and shit while mine stays unbothered because im saved sanctified and holy ghost filled unlike yall heathens

[treofice]

All the sinful blogs staring back like

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

I forgot about this fuckin picture

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

rn it feels like Tumblr is a big ass parking lot and everybody just got out the club asking “what yall bout to do”

[mommy4sissyslut]

this is… oddly specific and accurate 

[brantherapper]

Who keeps letting these two make videos together 😂😂😂

[dynastylnoire]

This is my shit

[fonzworthcutty]

“equality”

[villainloveshero]

[curlsandstems]

I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.

[qh-deactivated20170215]

holy shit

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

I’ve posted this before, but it’s always worth re-posting.

[bucked-up]

i have no words…

[beautyandthickness]

Wow…

[luvtittyandbbw]

Powerful words!!!

[cccccelinasoul-deactivated20220]

Wow

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[unclebeanbag]

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[charlesoberonn]

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

[fallen-gravity]

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

[naryrising]

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

[mantis-lizbian]

looking at Wikipedia’s pages for years, decades, or centuries can also be fun for this reason

[fallout-4-reactions]

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

[evilspice]

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

[marylizabetha]

tumblr A.D. (after dick)

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[shittycryptids]

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

[percethecurse]

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

[blackdurag]

Niggas be trynna “How u and ya man doing? “ their way into some pussy 🤣

[dankmemeuniversity]

[peachemojimami]

LMFAOOOO SPICY ARMPITS

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

[humunanunga]

[liberalsarecool]

Deregulation will get you killed. Republican policies make your life worse.

[hedhehog]

[champagnesupermama]

Let’s be really clear that these aren’t farmers in the sense you normally think of. These aren’t oldish guys wearing overalls and women with weathered hands. These aren’t families with kids who come home from school and help with chores of day to day farm life.

These are corporations. Corporate Farms.

It’s known as Big Agribusiness. And it’s been destroying family farms for decades, consolidating ownership of the food supply, and forcing people off their homes and into tighter living spaces in the city.