[komaydah-deactivated20150731]

if you ever feel bad just remember that my aunty had three boys and then tried for a girl and got twin boys

[michaxl]

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

[unclemother]

not right now babe im at work

[givemeinternet]

Fuck your rules son

[postcard-confessions]

"I cheated on my boyfriend. I want to tell him, but he’s in jail and I know he’ll do something crazy."

[ohshititsgreg-deactivated201312]

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

[bostonpoetryslam]

when you wake up alone make the bed make a joke ask a stupid question like, ‘why are valentines shaped like ♥, when the heart is really more like…’ what? this accordion of blood this fistful of clichés white-knuckle gripping the throat of our reason

Sean Patrick Mulroy, “Biology,” from The Pornography Diaries (via bostonpoetryslam)

[gyaradical-deactivated20150504]

there’s always that one character you like so much its almost embarrassing

[digivolvin]

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

[qothqueen]

sometimes I want to listen to soft nice indie music and sometimes I want to listen to heavy metal rock and sometimes I want to listen to hardcore gangster rap and that’s just life

[asifthisisme-deactivated2018110]

[maleviaold-blog]

[fitnfreshh-blog]

[69shadesofgray]

too many thoughts for such a tiny pretty little head

[akagod2u]

[rickymartinofficial]

well shit… hes got a point

[solerodra]

“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it