Solf J. Kimblee

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ICE has rejected my application because I am not a 14 year old girl.

Or perhaps it was because I have training in operating a firearm.

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Applications to join ICE in the United States of America

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Apologies, that was meant for Google.

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Applications to join ICE in the United States of America

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do you support vehicular manslaughter

Yes. I am quite fond of vehicular manslaughter.

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Would I get blown up if I tried to give you a hug? Idk I feel like you could use a hug

Since you asked so politely... You may hug me, if you wish. I, personally, have no desire to receive a hug.

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do you, say fuck or aer yu a coward

I have no need for uncouth language. I find with my vernacular I can get the same... Effects.

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with peace and love pookie kimblee and blown kisses, how can u possibly smell good when you’re walking around in all of those layers in the blazing sun 24/7

My temperature remains fairly constant, even in the sun. Beyond this, I do use perfume, and keep my clothes fresh.

I assure you I don't smell poorly.

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KIMBLEBIMBLE I WAS AWAITING YOUR RETURN!!! how suspicious you come back on priDE MONth

Yes, how suspicious indeed...

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this is a hate message i do not like you

stinky man

Your hatred is a beautiful thing, I do so enjoy these messages.

However, you are mistaken. I do not smell poorly.

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You're fucking beautiful as sin, do you know that?

A uniquely wonderful compliment. I will hold onto this one. Thank you.

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I picked some flowers for you, Mr. Kimblee..

Ah, what a beautiful contradiction to the screams and bloodshed I am typically met with.

Thank you.

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500 Philosopher Stones.

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Can I hug you? LET ME HUG YOU.

... You may. Do not dirty my suit.

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Kibmlee are you gay or bi-sexual ?

I do not see how this is relevant.

I have not experienced attraction to anything other than destruction. Does that fall within one of your... Labels?

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welcome back, Kimblee! im glad they said you were mentally sane :D also your outfits are always very fashionable :D

Thank you. I'm pleased to be back.

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would you rather lose your stone or get with me instead *bats eyelashes* *wink wink*

I could simply kill you if you get on my nerves. I choose the latter.

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Kimbimble, come back! The humble masses await your words! (Totally not a cult)

I'm unsure if "Kimbimble" is some bastardization of my name but I have returned nonetheless.

A cult, hm? I'm relieved to know that this is not a cult.