Tied up like two ships

19, Norway

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[memescomedy]

[animatedtext]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

harry:

me:

[bunney]

Evanescence: These wounds won’t seem to heal, this pain is just too real, There’s just too much that time cannot erase

12 year old me:

[knightchanges]

well

[peraltiago-s]

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[rosswoodpark]

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

[hotsoccergirl1234]

My mom made this post

[th3chariot]

x

[onedirection]

So pleased to tell you that our new album is called “take me home” can’t wait for you to hear it! More news soooon! Louis :) x

[perfectionlouis]

you ruined my life

[happy1days-deactivated20230227]

Investigation currently under way for who in the back row stole Louis’ beanie:

[miridai]

[gaystation-4]

celine dion didn’t drown for this

[vanityrex]

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[madsciences]

we believe in you, chicken nugget

[kiango]