take our hands out of control

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[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[whompthatsucker1981]

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[michaxl]

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

[falcoknight]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

timmy turner dad and dinkaburg was on sight

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[thelensart]

Make my day

[wyrmsfornerves]

The Lidless Eye

[speciesofleastconcern]

[handsometimr]

belladonna

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mr-deep-downer]

need

[unusual]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny