✨Matt✨ @solo-system - Tumblr Blog

“Peter Parker can’t dance. He can flip and climb up walls and do backflips, but he definitely can’t dance.” - tom holland.

spideycentral

I feel like I’ve been playing Spider-Man my whole life. He’s a character I’ve been pretending to be in my bedroom since I was a kid - so I’ve been preparing for this forever, I think.

theavengers

The world needs the next Iron Man.

ken-kaneki-archived

And the award for the best villain origin story ever goes to…

wadey-wilson

djoswiftie

failnation

Someone went to town with sticky lizards in this Kmart.

thecutespook

They threw some of them so hard they exploded

reinelefey

RANT TIME

I work retail.

We sell these things in eyeball form for Halloween.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE. PLEASE

Fucking PLEASE STOP THROWING THEM ON THE CEILING.

We get in trouble when this happens because it’s a loss of merchandise for us. The sheet rock in the ceiling tiles DOES SOMETHING to those little fuckers, and it is like SUPER GLUE. They come off so HARD AND PRACTICALLY MELTED TO THE CEILING.

WHich damages the ceiling tile. Guess who is responsible if a ceiling tile falls on a guest?

Fucking us.

I had to climb a twelve foot ladder in order to pull these fuckers off, and the ceiling tile CAME WITH THEM. Which gave me a LOVELY black eye and covered me in God knows what what in that fucking drop ceiling.

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. IT’S ACTUALLY A DANGER FOR THE EMPLOYEE CLEANING IT UP.

This has been an ANGRY PSA.

wadey-wilson

Robert Downey Jr + his most iconic improvs in the MCU

mysharona1987

sarahmichellesgellar

Get to know me - [5/10 Current Celebrity Crushes] ➝ Tom Holland

I feel like if you put something out into the universe, then you increase your chances of it happening.

winona-ryder

Let’s try that again.

wqstvland-blog

~City of Glass- Malec~

Alec: You never called me back, I called you so many times and you never called me back.

Magnus:

Magnus: Everybody in this god damn city is literally dying and you want to know why I haven't called you?

Alec: called me BACK. Why you haven't called me BACK.

Magnus: ...

brolinjosh

My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.