The Terror's favourite things
Meat in a can and a good mid-day mass,
Wind in my face and sailors not dropping my spyglass,
Gardens full of blooming gaywings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
A good dose of whiskey and some well drawn maps
All followed by good afternoon naps,
Platypus Pond-bound hot summer flings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
Catholic mass and some good Virginia ham,
Of which I could eat a full kilogram,
Fresh uniform and putting on my g-strings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
Trauma-loaded experience of underwater diving
Feasting and on wine of coca thriving,
Saying whatever to my mind springs,
These are a few of my favorite things!
Spending my time about everything complaining
Knowledge of scientific experiments feigning,
Every morning stretching my muscular hamstrings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
When the Tuunbag bites, when the scurvy strikes
We simply remember our favorite things
And then we don't feel so bad!