A Guide to Your Size as Told by A Big Nigga
Alright alright, so it’s come to my attention that quite a few of you have the game all types of fucked up when it comes to this whole dick size thing. The subject at hand that I will be touching up on today is how you handle your size. So let’s jump right into this shit.
First thing’s first if your dick isn’t AT LEAST 6-7 inches or longer do NOT, I repeat, do NOT do the following…
-Try to give dick while ya’ll’re laying side by side
-Try taking control when she’s riding and get mad when ya meat falls out
-Try pushing her up against the wall to fuck while standing
-Try any position that requires LENGTH as opposed to GIRTH
Ya’ll niggas love to try to fuck in these postions but one thing that is required for all positions listed above(and many not listed for the sake of keeping this short) is LENGTH.
DON’T👏🏾DO👏🏾LONG👏🏾DICK👏🏾POSITIONS👏🏾IF👏🏾YA DICK👏🏾IS SHORT👏🏾
Ya’ll niggas are so quick to be like “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean” but will STILL try to parallel park your smart car in a space made for limosuinses. Don’t embarass yourself by getting frustrated at ol’ girl for your dick not having the length to stay in and tear up them guts.
Your dick was made for the G-Spot. DASSIT. Foreplay, anticipation, toys, fingering, and the G-Spot are your GREATEST allies in the crusade for a womans multiple orgasms(emphasis on multiple). And if ol’ girl wants bigger dick? LET HER GO. You’re not gonna satisfy her and quite frankly she isn’t even willing to try so why waste your time on a size queen when there’s a world full of girls who will appreciate your dick for what it is?
To all of my big/long/monster dick niggas, you not safe either. Here are some things ya’ll need to consider:
-Making sure she’s 110% AROUSED before even ATTEMPTING to put dick in. Unaroused puss will NOT let the monster in.
-“HARDER” and “RIGHT THERE” do not mean lose your mind and get sloppy while you bust. It means KEEP👏🏾HITTIN’👏🏾THAT👏🏾SPOT👏🏾AND👏🏾HIT👏🏾THAT SHIT👏🏾HARD👏🏾. Your stroke game needs to be as precise as a sniper and your dick shouldn’t stop working until it looks like a creamery.
-Don’t let dick be the only thing you bring. You’re already blessed with big dick. Women love toys, spankings and all that other freaky shit you THINK you’re into. Explore that shit with her and go the extra mile.
Don’t get big headed and assume your dick being big/long/huge is an automatic orgasm giver. Some girls like being double stuffed like an oreo and others will see you to the door out of fear and/or not wanting dick as big as yours.