[solursystem]

i read 4 big words and i black out

[claustrophile75-deactivated2013]

[sjwjonathan-deactivated20160430]

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

[yuyushiki-deactivated20190823]

is that true?

[13remy-archive-blog]

i promise

[gothhabiba]

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

mutual who i’ve barely interacted with ever: *likes or rbs my post*

me:

[solursystem]

some amount of pointless apologies on this website.. Hm,

[toc-resigned-deactivated2019031]

reblog if you’re homophobic

[sunciaga-remade-deactivated2020]

[mayhemofsalem]

[thaibrator]

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sniffling]

this is one of the biggest moods of all time

[martyrjoan]

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE

[bearie]

hhogoughhhgg what if hello kitty was xanax what if hello kitty had a KNIFE what if i wrote horrible things in CRAYON

[everybodylikesyou]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[staggot]

if you ever say tardis or something like that to me I will beat you in the face and ass

[andyfletcher]

tag yourself

[wirosmosis]

[daiseokkie-deactivated20190730]

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go