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When Life gives you lemons, who does that? Gives out free lemons. Is there something wrong with them? Are they tainted lemons? Stolen? I don’t know.

Beep.

@godfailure replied to your post: Playing chess against personality spheres is only...

What variation of chess is this?

The good one.

#godfailure

shithive

▲sorry but is that fucking glados▼

#;)

Playing chess against personality spheres is only fun until they are all lamenting at each other about mean, evil me shooting lasers at their game pieces. Grow up.

@dirkdotcom replied to your post: @dirkdotcom replied to your post: ...

I’m Dirk. I don’t think your universe has any real relevance to mine, so the bit about not knowing why you’d matter is a mutual thing.

Pretty big words for someone who felt stung by me saying he might be a little off the rails.

Hello Dirk. What a stupid name.

#dirkdotcom

@sunfleures replied to your post: @sunfleures replied to your post: ...

sure, but making a blog and then a few posts in talking about how you want people over to show them something probably rings a few alarms.

not for me, though. i think this sounds real fun.

You think? My general impression of this place so far is that everyone already runs on two braincells that both have rabies, I don’t think anything I could say will really mess with my chances.

Fantastic. How do you feel about asbestos?

#sunfleures

@sunfleures replied to your post: How much time do I have to spend talking to people...

why do you want that to begin with?

I have important science to do that I would love to share with strapping young minds. Do you like science? You should.

#sunfleures

How much time do I have to spend talking to people on here until someone eventually agrees to come over.

#Do I need to get into catfishing?#I can change my icon to a vintage oil painting of a human face I had once.#If that helps.

@dirkdotcom replied to your post: @dirkdotcom replied to your post: ...

Hearing this from GlaDOS somehow makes it sting. Kudos.

Oh, thank you. I like that you know who I am but I don’t know who you are or why you would matter. It really feels like we are establishing something good here.

#dirkdotcom

@haldotcom replied to your post: I guess if I’m going to do this, I’ll have to...

Famous last words.

Every single time I try to be social.

#haldotcom

@dirkdotcom replied to your post: I guess if I’m going to do this, I’ll have to...

Hey.

Hello. You seem very poorly adjusted.

#dirkdotcom

I guess if I’m going to do this, I’ll have to somehow bring myself to care about who any of you people are.

[Smooth jazz.]