> Pizza Hut: Retaliate.
You don’t take things lying down, is what Jake said. And he was right; you sure as hell don’t. Days ago, when Dirk forced you to do something (you don’t like naming it; it’s embarrasing), it terrified you so badly that you blew out your throat speakers and had to spend several hours curled up on your boyfriend’s couch. You didn’t figure there was anything to be done about this guy, and maybe it wasn’t worth trying anyway.
You have since decided that that’s bullshit.
When you were sitting underwater afterwards, to relax, you watched a swarm of fish swim in tight circles to evade predators, and you got an idea. You pitched it to Jake, who was still very much angry about the whole thing (kinda sexy, in your humble opinion), and asked to be included in your plan for petty revenge.
So you got to work. Finding Dirk was not the easiest task, but you have done harder things before. Considering your history, finding moving targets and then taking control over them might as well be Your Thing by now -- you know what you’re doing, and you managed soon enough.
You’ve wormed your way into the navigation system of the spaceship Dirk is on. That, too, was no piece of cake, but it was fun, and so worth it. You make it go in a circle. That is all; you make it go in a circle, and you make it as hard as you possibly can to get it to stop, and then, as per Jake’s request, you switch on every screen you can remote access on the ship, and you play his Beretta Productions horror movie Funko Popped, looped, on double speed. You only leave one big screen void of Funko Pops, to display the Pizza Hut logo on it instead.
This probably will not terrify Dirk the way he terrified you. But it makes you laugh, and that’s more important than him anyway.
