darcy ꪆ𓏲

he/him / 20

[solvershost]

20 y/o

main blog, mostly reblogs and ranting into the void

i block freely and suggest you do the same

[vithcy]

Scrolling through any fandom tag

[vithcy]

Alternatively

[flanbolt]

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

a gougar

[coern]

microdosing major character death by downloading an image of The Character then deleting it off my device

[wav48k]

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

[wav48k]

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

[wav48k]

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

[punkrorschach]

[undetaqted]

the instant unfollow when I see hogwarts stuff in the year 2026

[jtrocks9]

So i played Undertale.

The demo at least. Was fun, until I saw how the community was similar to homosuck. Immediately uninstalled.

[scribz-ag24]

the statue situation in castle town is concerning

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[library-seraph]

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[clegfly]

i Need tumblr to know about hooer of everything

[clegfly]

ok so for context on the DUMB we have a dedicated queen spam thread and we had this bit where we started writing covers of songs where we made the lyrics about queen because fucking Awesome . someone made one for ruler of everything by tally hall. and then @quicksilversnails actually went and made a queencover of ruler of everything, appropriately titled "hooer of everything" and it's maybe the only thing ever made

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[funtergeist]

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[jordanbolton]

“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

Prints and zines available on my Etsy

Subscribe to my Patreon to get early access to new comics alongside much more!

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[passacagliaofficial]

INVETNING

[infertilityidol]

[infertilityidol]

#death #hole #homeboys #weiner #weiners

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything