brick

23, tme, they/it, enjoyer of fnaf, gamer of minecraft.

[yamada-ryo]

wordle should have a give up button. I shouldnt have to open up a """""wordle calculator""""" just to find out what fuckass word they picked that day

[yamada-ryo]

[marxandtohfangirlsystem]

God I hope you're getting the mental help you need

I'm not, thanks for asking :)

[tboy-trash]

a child can 100% be trans, but there's no such thing as a cis child under ~10 and i believe this unironically

[tboy-trash]

trans child: awesome. they have questioned the sexgender system and rejected the class forced upon them. they know their shit.

cis child: i mean they're too young to know for sure. how do we know it's not peer pressure? :/

[tboy-trash]

children only start being cis once they ostracize their trans peers. which i guess in fairness can be younger than 10 in many instances. but point is that before that we just tell them they're cis and they have no frame of reference to really say anything about it (and if they do, they get abused)

[vinegarss]

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

[bootleg-black-marble]

[vinegarss]

okay fine. it is so crazy that you all liked overwatch

[hiveswap]

Doomsday sounds astronomically fucking bad btw

[hiveswap]

Oh how i wish it was january 6th of [reconsiders this sentence] no i dont actually

[kiskeronation]

i don't go here but january 6th is my birthday did something else happen on that day?

[awihog]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack

[hiveswap]

https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Doomsday_War

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[predatorgirlguts]

unsafe insane and nonconsensual

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[valtsv]

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

[valtsv]

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[hauntingpup]

''are you too stupid to do it on your own?'' STOP giving me a boner

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[second-time-around]

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy, can you count to one million?

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