High Unicorn Tolerance

soma/magnus | they/them | 27

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

[herearedragons]

In this story, I was walking along a path. You were there, too. On another.

The forest stretched on. The trees grew bigger, the canopy thicker. You were lost along the way.

@t6fs @curiouslavellan anyway so I'm normal

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[kn0wmore]

[poopballs]

[internetslug]

[fatherkrasmazov]

[auroras-void]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Ok Harry du Bois would say this but I feel like Tomodachi Life is cheating

[shit-hdb-would-say]

[cottoncandylesbo]

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

[cryptotheism]

You don't mean that.

[noelle-ism]

and to say this as soon as pride month starts...

[cottoncandylesbo]

I DONT REMEMBER AMAZING DIGITAL ASKING

🖕

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[somatic-cellar]

genuinely im not sure if i have the resilence to get through the next two months. god, i want to, and i want to be there for everybody else, but im so scared of something inside of me pushing too hard and getting warped and then ill just be broken. i dont think people work that way, and i believe in recovery, but its really scary. im trying so hard to believe in good things, too, and i do. i dont really have a point or a conclusion to this im just having a really hard day

[shilohguesses]

I get scared when I look at women's asses because my best friend in high school was an electric eel and he would fuck with me whenever the teacher turned around

[thingsfromthedirt]

Chinese Gummo (1997) LaserDisc

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs