the green bean club

Finally, some Goo. But you can call me Bert. 29. They/them.

[neurotypical-sonic]

do you have that video of soinc going chill roomie you can have another helping

[catgirl-kaiju]

ʰʰʸᵃᵏ

chIIIILL rOOmIE, you can have another HELPIE

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[gunsandfireandshit]

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[haaarpb]

[omegaversereloaded]

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

[charl0ttan]

HELLOOOOOOO

looove the cover art omg.. we may be back for the first time in years..

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[soreheadinamblemood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Jonathan Harker today:

I am left alone in the castle with those awful women. To be more specific, I love my girlfriend Mina, and Mina is a woman, thus I do not hate women, but these three vampire ladies absolutely suck. Anyway I’m gonna try and climb down the walls of the castle and down the ravine into the valley below. If I fall and die, then at least I’ll die still a human with my soul intact. Goodbye Mina! And everyone else but mostly Mina!

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.