the green bean club

Finally, some Goo. But you can call me Bert. 29. They/them.

[neurotypical-sonic]

do you have that video of soinc going chill roomie you can have another helping

[catgirl-kaiju]

ʰʰʸᵃᵏ

chIIIILL rOOmIE, you can have another HELPIE

[dogpuppy]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[chuck-wills-widow]

Carolina Wren (Thryothorus ludovicianus) May, North Texas, USA

puffing and fluffing

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[chrisdornerfanclub]

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[gunsandfireandshit]

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[haaarpb]

[omegaversereloaded]

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

[charl0ttan]

HELLOOOOOOO

looove the cover art omg.. we may be back for the first time in years..

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash