Don't You Know Who I think I Am?

Jordyn, born in '95 (however old that makes me now) I don't really care what you call me, (maybe?) graysexual, i like things

[your-source-of-selfdestruction]

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and every time i see one of those ridiculous patterned shirts I Have A Moment because i, a big beautiful butch lesbian, so far own EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS SHIRTS TOO FFFJGJJ

[tea-and-charcoal]

this is true mlm and wlw solidarity. 

[kimjoongie]

HONGJOONG / Bouncy, Performance37

[ortali]

wooyoung ♡ bouncy (230616)

[razzbberyl]

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

[razzbberyl]

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

[yosang]

when you can dish it out but can’t take it back

bonus:

[imsobadatnicknames2]

So our cat Ravioli sometimes does this thing we've started calling a Ravioli jumpscare where he'll hide next to a door or behind a piece of furniture and wait for us to pass next to him and jump at us lifting both his front paws in the air. So sometimes I'll be working on the living room while my husband is in the bedroom and he'll notice the cat crouching down next to the door and he'll be like "babe can you come in for a sec? The cat wants to jumpscare you"

[petscop]

saw someone say "if i didn't know better i'd think [the missing submarine case] was just viral marketing for markipler's iron lung" ajnd was briefly captivated by this world where markiplier sends 5 billionaires to their deaths to promote his movie

[unclefather]

[tomhordy]

[tenpointstoq]

I am sorry but I just CAN’T

[boondock-smokes]

still my favourite on set story ever

[leandra-kinard]

I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

[unicornsandbutane]

the Fjellowship of the Ring

[gaimez-deactivated20170317]

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

[gaykuvira]

do you realize how many people would be dragons

[hipssway-lipslie]

you say this like it’s a bad thing

[funny-tik-toks]

[pikestaff]

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

[themythicalcodfish]

To wit:

[switchelsweets]

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

[yunwooz]

WOOYOUNG ❤️ BABY CLOUD

[magicratfingers]

how can you tell

[jjongho]

jongho ∙ 230622 ∙ bouncy

[ladylingua]

if I lived in Tortall and became a lady knight my big distinction would be that I can be the first female knight that enjoys gossiping and parties and all the other stuff Tammy can’t help herself from 😑ing at because she hates it so much lmao

“So wait, they’re giving out free food and drinks in the great hall and all I have to do is wear an outfit and stand around and listen to assholes talk about themselves while occasionally taking my turn to yammer on about my thoughts on the realm? Say less, I’m sprinting back from this practice court as we speak”

[ladylingua]

Raoul/Alanna/Kel/Buri/etc: Ugh I am being forced to go to this awful event, I must find a way out of it, oh the suffering!

Me: There’s appetizers and an open bar, right? Oh, a full meal? Like a multi course meal or like a buffet? A full service meal with multiples courses and table service?? Fuck yes, count me in

[ladylingua]

This post brought to you by the very few Tammy fans who do not identify as quiet, hyper-competent, oft-overlooked badasses, and instead ID as loud, annoying, “eh it’s good enough”, and “no you’re not overlooking me you’re looking directly at me and yes this is all of it, there’s not a hidden depth you’re seeing it all” lmao

[raoulgoldenlake]

In my first job, I often had to attend events on behalf of my boss. He was too busy to go to events he was invited to, so I would go, tell people I was from his office, and essentially make him look good by being charming. The best nights of my several year career in this office were when I had to go to sit-down meals and rub elbows with political power players.

I would've THRIVED at a Tortall banquet, is all I'm saying.