Phandoms and Bandoms

Probably the only straight cis female on tumblr

[dennys]

DAMN DENNYS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE AWFUL MEMES

you see the irony here, yes?

[some-random-troll]

Waitress: How is everything?

You: It’s all gravy.

Waitress: Glad you like it.

You: No, I mean I ordered a Sprite and this glass is just filled to the brim with gravy.

Waitress: You’re welcome!

[dennys]

what does it mean if you have a recurring nightmare where you’re crying over spilled milk but then your tears are made of milk so the more you cry the more milk is spilled and it’s just a despair-ridden cycle that goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever? what’s that mean?

[dennys]

happy national pet day. all pets need love, even mutants like Whiskers here.

[dennys]

Ur eggs need salt tbh

ur attitude could be less salty tbh

[dennys]

#relatable

[sludgewave420]

everything was blue

his jat

his jorts

his joots

[thebootydiaries]

this post gave me the black plague

[filbipott]

dont you mean

the blue plague

[potatoshoe]

The jague

[thebootydiaries]

how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

[allthatisgold394-deactivated202]

Fuck this

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

*blows a kiss at the sky* for Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary

[oldphantweets-blog]

(x)

[sapphicjopper]

things i’m fucking stellar at:

procrastinating

having really bad posture

wishing i was rich

never hanging up my clothes

[postllimit]

does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

[slavery]

[stability]

“toodles”

[deactivated-drawing]

Chaotic neutral

[dennys]

he really got ~into~ his breakfast

[thebootydiaries]

r u ok dennys

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[hyenateeth]

[webbyghost]

Making a shitty pun:

Hearing a shitty pun:

[catandbear-savetheworld]

Dat Boi > Pepe