“I crack coconuts in my butt!”
*from my bedroom window*
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@some-scrupulous-moron
“I crack coconuts in my butt!”
*from my bedroom window*
Got teeth pulled, homebound
Wisdom tooth extraction today 🦷
My Local Bakery doesn’t ricotta pies anymore
ever since they changed owners they stopped selling it and when they did, the pies cost 42$. how do you skim people like that? that’s a betrayal to the neighborhood. I guess they couldn’t skim people so they ditched it.
I’m probably going to be a priest…
because I don’t think marriage is going to happen.
I mean it’s not like job market has any entry level jobs, nevermind entry level jobs that pay a bare living.
I’m also open to living the life of a monk. I took a personality test on (idk i can’t remember the name of it) ChurchPOP and i match with dominicans.
“Christians shouldn’t be using foul language”
Average Bostonian Catholic: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuckedy Fuck Fuck Fuck. Go fuck yehself, kehd!”
To the Ubereats driver who was too “busy” to pick up his phone
Thanks for the wrong order, instead of peanut butter, I now have a Super Chicken Quesadilla. Oh, and thanks for blocking my number. I tried to call the ubereats number but was required to enter a bullshit code for an order from 7-11.
Leaving my bedroom window open at night was a bad idea 😩
Tumblr is trying so hard not to let me post the funniest lent picture I've ever seen but I don't give up easy
Wait wait wait, I knew they fantasized about being eaten and/or eating people/furries. But are these people really going to jail for cannibalism??
Please pray for me. i’m in autistic shutdown and i’m already suffering autistic burnout
Y’know… I’ve been thinking
would koala farts smell like how cough drops taste?
OCD induced burnout
can barely pray or do anything
May the 4th be with you all!
“That does it! i’m going to pray and keep praying until i get hurt!”
*gets hurt bad* ”ok that didn’t work”
Hacking Lungers
April is Autism Awareness Month!
Trying to get a Job that’s both local and small
and I think I found it!
If you please, pray that the job i applied to responds soon.