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@some-worthless-peasant
yesterday, my mom was trying to explain to my step brother that we need to clean up our food otherwise ants will come in the house, and I tried to participate in the conversation but the speaking side of my brain wasn’t working so instead of saying ants I said “yeah bud, living with AIDS is a lot harder than it sounds”
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“…” “Bitch”
“Hey loser.”
“Hey nerd.”
“…”
“Stop staring at me”
“Hey bud”
“Shut up”
honeymoon (roger x reader)
you are in walt disney world on your honeymoon with your husband, roger taylor. you are excited to spend the week with him, and got a small piercing through your eyelid to celebrate the occasion.
on monday morning you were planning on going to magic kingdom. you woke up at exactly 7:17 am, and quickly brushed your teeth - not with toothpaste, because you aren’t BASIC, but with ringworm cream. it was never too early to protect your teeth from ringworms.
roger and you left your hotel and walked into the theme park. however, when you went to get on a ride, you realized the man in front of you looked awfully familiar. it was your ex-lover, brian harold may. you had passionately been lovers for exactly 79 weeks, and you knew roger would be deeply jealous if he found out about this. it would ruin your honeymoon!
there was only one thing to do. you picked up several handfuls of dirt from the ground and began to throw them at brian. “look at that UGLY man,” you screamed. you continued to throw dirt.
roger was deeply aroused by this. however, it is not legal to be aroused in disney world, so he had to quickly eat some of the dirt to calm down. roger loved when you threw dirt at men you didn’t know. he was such a good husband.
brian harold may turned around. “y/n!?” he asked, passionately.
luckily; you weren’t some stupid hoe. you changed your name every time you broke up with a man so they couldn’t find you again. you were going by a different name now, so roger would never suspect a thing.
“you stupid bitch,” roger said to brian harold may, coughing up a little bit of dirt. he held up his hand and (a/n: i was going somewhere really good with this but then i got distracted and forgot but it was really good)
brian harold may didn’t seem frightened though. in fact, he looked...dangerous. he smirked tenderly and then pulled off his wig. oh god. it wasn’t brian harold may at all. it was john deacon, wearing a wig! oh fuck!
everyone knew john deacon. he was famous for his hit reality tv show, John In Dirt, where he lived in dirt. and now you had just given him the one thing that made him strongest. he unhinged his jaw, ready to devour you with his sexiiiiiiiiiii digestive system. but before he could, a voice spoke up.
“sir, this is disney. you can’t kill the guests. please john,” said a very familiar voice. it was brian harold may, who was apparently now a disney employee. 🍼🍼🍼
he recognized you, and became instantly lustful. “oh my god, it’s you!” he said. “my former lover!” shit! now the secret was out!
in his rage, roger turned to you and snapped your neck with his powerful hands (he often exercised them so they were very large and strong). john then took the chaos as an opportunity to consume roger whole.
this was NOT allowed! brian pulled out his axe and killed john in punishment for breaking the rules. just another day as a sexiiii disney employee.
This is the kind of content I need
Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
Don’t Stop Believing
Bohemian Rhapsody
Living On A Prayer
Come On Eileen
Sweet Caroline
Shot Through the Heart
Pour Some Sugar on Me
Sweet Home Alabama
Under Pressure
Shook Me All Night Long
Ice Ice Baby
Cotton Eyed Joe
500 Miles
Wonderwall
Buddy Holly
A Thousand Miles
Teenage Dirtbag
Red Solo Cup
Mr Brightside
Never Gonna Give You Up
Eye of the Tiger
Chicken Fried
American Pie
I Love Rock and Roll
Dancing Queen
Don’t You Want Me
We Will Rock You
The Time Warp
Hey Jude
Piano Man
This Is How We Do It
Drops of Jupiter
Hey Soul Sister
In The End
All The Small Things
Stacy’s Mom
Kryptonite
All Star
You Found Me
Bad Day
Bring Me To Life
Dance, Dance
Sugar We’re Going Down
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
All The Small Things
Ocean Avenue
Dirty Little Secret
Margaritaville
Sk8er Boi
Brown Eyed Girl
Life Is A Highway
Some Nights
Little Lion Man
Breakeven
Hey There Delilah
Viva La Vida
Use Somebody
Carry On My Wayward Son
Take On Me
1985
Iris
I’m Awesome
Seven Nation Army
September
Since U Been Gone
Skinny Love
Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
Bye Bye Bye
Say It Ain’t So
Somewhere Only We Know
I’m Yours
Last Resort
My Girl
Tiny Dancer
Roxanne
Shout
I’m a Believer
Soul Man
Feel Good Inc
Check Yes Juliet
Walking On Sunshine
MMM Bop
Pumped up Kicks
Hooked On A Feeling
It’s A Beautiful Day
Summer Girls
Before He Cheats
Happy Together
You Make My Dreams Come True
Build Me Up Buttercup
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
DONTTRUSTME
Shake It (Metro Station)
Juke Box Hero
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP
Rebloging with the playlist.
as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist
If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!
homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af
Ain’t gonna lie
My Scottish-Ukrainian ass is turnt af
FuCk
Bohemian Rhapsody makes everyone, of every ethnicity, turnt, okay
Nobody:
John Deacon:
I absolutely am
You bet your ass
Deaky: *is radio silent for years*
Deaky: *allegedly starts new Instagram account*
The entire Queen fandom:
Anybody: *tries to hold my hand*
Me:
