Azalea

hiii hihihi!! divider by vrtualseraph!

[somefalsegod]

About a girl⏤͟͟͞͞☆✩☆

hiiii! my name is Azalea, but you can call me Azzy if you'd like! also, feel free to ask me anything!!

seventeen (nsfw = dni please <3)

femme lesbian

chronically online

environmentally conscious angel

I am in multiple fandoms!

bloodymary

iron lung

project hail mary

supernatural (on season 14) (Rowena my love <333)

hadestown

my little pony (rarity is my fav <333)

hazbin hotel (velvette <333)

I am an avid lover of many a music genre, but these are my favs/artists!

EDM (I wanna go to a rave so bad...)

any musical (see: hadestown)

NOLA-style jazz

lil darkie

Viris Valentine! marry me!

Ashnikko

FOB

... okay that's me in general! next.. for my tk friends <333

Anyone not in that community, you can scroll! You've been warned!

I'm taking a huuuge step out of my comfort zone with this, considering my best friend wants to find my tumblr (and creepos exist), but high risk high reward!

this is me!

strict lee (Ryland Grace is the only exception I want to bite his tummy)

pretty much anyone can ask me stuff, but I limit rqs to friends/moots!

I don't draw, and I'm not confident enough in my writing to publish fics, so none of those for now!

(the pink hearts next to tk spots are my absolute favs <333)

[somefalsegod]

I feel like being pursued around by someone pretending to be the dreaded tickle monster would heal me in ways no therapy could hope to.

I also just adore the concept of a tickle monster being able to possess people. like yes, act as if it's taken over your brain, all "it's not (insert name), angel, it's the tickle monster!" and playful growling.

[lulazli]

I would be incredibly happy to oblige, Azelea. 😙

Just so you know!

[somefalsegod]

who asked you.

[somefalsegod]

I feel like being pursued around by someone pretending to be the dreaded tickle monster would heal me in ways no therapy could hope to.

I also just adore the concept of a tickle monster being able to possess people. like yes, act as if it's taken over your brain, all "it's not (insert name), angel, it's the tickle monster!" and playful growling.

[kittens79-1]

When your reactions to being teased are so violent and full of insults that you have to add like fifty tone tags jnc 🥀

[gay-geek]

I love teases omg

"What did you just say?" when i say something bratty and am about to be destroyed

"Oh? Is this a bad spot?" IT IS SHUSH

"Which one is worse, this or this?" BOTH ARE BAD DONR ASK ME THAT

but then they dont stop till i answer

"Where do you think you're going?" when i squirm and then pull me back by my ankles or waist

"Aww, does it tickle?" YOU KNOW IT DOES

"Why are you whining? You wanted this." i did but it ticklesss shut uppp

"I'll show you mean." this ome this ome yhis one omg i cant handle it

"I'm hardly even touching you!" SHUT UP YOU DOMT HAVE TO

"You really like this, huh..." DO NOT POINT IT OUT

"someone's enjoying themselves" DO NOT POINT IY OUT

[somefalsegod]

I want someone with sharp canines to nibble and bite my tummy.

that's it. that's the whole post.

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[somefalsegod]

guys I want giggles. I wanna giggle. I wanna be made to giggle. when is it my turn.

[sxpositive]

book asks:

book you’ve reread the most times?

top 5 books of all time?

what is your favourite genre?

what sections of a bookstore do you browse?

where do you buy books?

what books have you read in the last month?

is there a series/book that got you into reading?

what is the first book you remember reading yourself?

when do you tend to read most?

do you have a guilty fav?

what non-fiction books do you like if any?

did you enjoy any compulsory high school readings?

do you have a goodreads?

do you ever mark/dog ear books you own?

recommend and review a book.

how many books have you read this year?

top 5 children’s books?

do you like historical books? which time period?

most disliked popular books?

what are things you look for in a book?

[varsityhearts]

no matter how bad it gets it cannot possibly be as bad as it was this time last year when i was using all my free time to replace the music in captain america the winter soldier with 2000s pop hits

[hoesluvshoko]

nosy asks 𝜗𝜚 ⊹ ‧₊˚

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I'll love you if...

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent (s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I've lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

(btw, these aren't originally mine but OP is deactivated so i couldn't reblog from my drafts)

[rosesinmyteasblog]

askkk :3

[vanillabean5645]

Sure :3

[somefalsegod]

Jesus fucking Christ this sunburn is killing me. I hate the beach. /nsrs

I got stung by a jellyfish too.

I need to be held gently and curled up in a femme's arms with a blanket over us. watching movies and falling asleep together. hlep.

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[emziess]

I get sick on an elevator. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[somefalsegod]

commander yao is so me

[somefalsegod]

with bloodymary being all popular and amazing and full of talented creators and shit, I'd like to put my own spin on how Simon ended up near Ryland in the first place. I don't know if this idea has been taken or not, so if it has, please tag the original creator and I'll take this down!

ALSO, SPOILERS FOR BOTH IRON LUNG AND PHM!!

allllrighty. so. we know that the entirety of the human race (aside from those in spaceships) was erased from existence in the Rapture. everyone believes that this is some religious thing. what if?... WORMHOLES!

methinks that everyone in space just before the Rapture was given some incentive (differing between parties, ofc) to chart their courses elsewhere. specifically towards an odd collection of wormholes that the scientists on this other Earth had detected around their planet. obvi, they didn't tell anyone the real reason. that could lead to disagreements and mass panic! lying is much easier! by some miracle (I haven't gotten far enough to decide which miracle), the wormholes lead to the same place: a gigantic supervoid in our universe known as the Boötes Void. given the fact that this supervoid is hundreds of millions of light years (330 million, to be exact) in diameter, they believe that everything's gone. rightfully so.

I haven't a damn clue where Erid actually is relative to our universe, so I'm putting it where I please. it's in the Corona-Borealis supercluster, just above the Boötes void. so, when Ryland turns around and is going back for Rocky after figuring out that the Taumoeba can worm it's way through Xenonite, he passes through a part of the void.. only to get a distress signal from some weird moon at the edge of it. he checks this oddly-red moon out with his suit on, just to find Simon's fucked-up form floating face down in the sea of blood. "oh shoot, this guy's human, lemme get him and fix him up before I chart the course to Rocky." - Ryland 'I-haven't-a-clue-what-I've-just-gotten-myself-into' Grace.

and that's it! lmk what you think! this is my first real contribution to any fandom, so it might be ass, but whatever. if you want me to flesh this out further, feel free to say so! I'll honestly probably forget if u don't lmao. ⏤͟͟͞͞☆✩☆

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I have the black box data. All of it.

After sifting through hundreds of photos... I have realized that every time Simon takes a photo in the SM-13, he's pulling up a frame to a stop motion animation.

And it can be played back as video.

So, I took each black box photo and compiled them together. You can now watch Simon's entire journey from the SM-13's camera like found footage.

You can also gain access to Simon's amazing photography portfolio from my master reference project, as well as the video for yourself.

Please, have a watch. It's terrifying. I feel like a C.O.I. lab tech delving into something I really shouldn't, and it's a blast!

[somefalsegod]

Fucking wild btw this is SO COOL COOL COOL